Stranded...

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Crux

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    So...you're marooned.
    The ship you were on has sunk,leaving you isolated on a tropical island in the middle of the sea.
    You have three things with you....

    How to play:
    The goal is to escape the island,using the three items that the member above you chose.

    Verbi Gratia:
    Poster one:"You've got a pack of fruit cups,a chair leg,and a pocket knife.
    Poster two:"I'd cut open the fruit cups and eat them while I flag down a boat with my chair torch.You've got a roller coster,a tub of frozen yogurt,and Bob Segar.
    Poster three:"Dafaq?"

    The Rules:
    #1 - The three items can be anything or anyone.
    #2 - You have to use all three items in your master plan.
    #3 - It doesn't have to be a logical escape,just don't say something like...
    "I eat the fruit cups and gain magical powers of flight! ^`_`^ "

    I'm new to the whole "forum game starting" thing so i'm unsure as to whether or not i'm suppose to join in or not,first post won't count. :/ (could someone please tell me...x/ )
    Have fun!
     
    Well i guess i'll be first. The next person shall have a hostile grizzly bear, magic animal food, and a personal loyal butler that cators to your every whim(even the most rediculous requests) to his dying breathe. Have fun with that
     
    The grizzly bear tries to eat you but you give it the magic animal food to put it to sleep
    and get yourself to safety by surfing on your butler through the harsh sea.

    The next person will have a dog, a cat and a mouse.Have fun!
     
    I tell the mouse to gather all the mice on the island and collaborate to make a raft out of scavenged material. While thats happening the dog hunts so we dont starve. The cat catches fish and I help with the raft. Finnally we all escape on said raft once construction is complete.

    Next person has SpongeBob, a javlin, and a grappling hook launcher
     
    I stab Spongebob with the Javelin, use the grappling hook to get some palm tree fronds, attach the fronds to the Javelin in Spongebobs Chest, lay him in the water, and float away.
    Next Person has: A Leaking Nuclear Reactor, Pieces of Pipes and Tubing, and a Ham Radio missing an Antenae
     
    Probably going to dump that reactor...and I'll be making a bridge out of the pipes and tubing, that's all.

    Okaaay. You have a phone, a giant satellite dish without the connectivity system and some computer microprocessors.
     
    ....I gots no idea what to do with that stuff. Hmm....

    I would use my ingenous technical and mechanics skills to combine the 3 machines. Through my new signal disk I send out controlled frequencies that contact the dolphins around the island to swim me away from the island and back home. ;)

    Next person shall have cupid's bow&arrows, a futuristic super shovel, and a jetpack thats low on fuel.
     
    Ok...uh...Lets say Cupid has some jacked up bow. So i would tie the jacked up bow string to two trees (there are always coconut trees on an island). I would put the jet pack on and launch myself. When I would start to drop, I would use the jet pack. Still having cupids arrows I would shoot the next bird I see and command it to use fly to fly me home :)
    So you got a bag of cough drops (the wild berry flavor), a can of baby powder, and a small refrigerator.
     
    I create a eco freindly generator of cough drops and baby powder by rubbing powder on a cough drop then adding salt then saying abra cadabra. I then ride away on the fridge to africa.
    Next survivor has a grain of sand, a pumpkin seed, and a sofa.
     
    Whew, this sounds super creative! I like it!

    Anyway, I ride the sofa on the waves to South America, but along the way I flick the grain of sand at a shark who tried consuming my makeshift vessel. Then, I am feeling hungry, so I ate the pumpkin seed.

    Next person has...
    A Poké Ball
    An Hourglass
    And some Mint Extract.
     
    I'll just get into the island, find a Pokemon, catch it using that Poke Ball, give it the mint extract to up its power, ask it to do something so we can get out of the island, and use the hourglass to limit the time it has to do so.

    Okaaay. All you have is a broken GPS, a dozen of spoons and an antenna.
     
    I fix the GPS by attaching the antenna to it, i carve a boat out of a fallen tree using my spoons and row to safety.

    All you have is an empty bottle, a back scratcher and a book.
     
    I read the book on how to attract water pokemon(involves the bottle). I then attract a gyarados using the method in the book and soothe it with the back scratcher gaining its freindship. Then we ride home.

    Okay next person has a trambone, a paintball gun, and patric the starfish. Have fun with that.
     
    I'd shoot Patrick until he agreed to carry my across the ocean and would use the trombone to call for help along the way.
    So now lets see what you guys can do with an empty wallet, a piece of cardboard, and a pokemon center tcg card.
     
    I'd manuever the cardboard and tcg card into an air straw, reinforced with peices of the wallet that I use to breathe with on my long and painfull swim home.

    Ok next person has a loaf of bread, a chain with a blunt hook at the end, and a pair of boxing gloves. :D
     
    I use the loaf of bread with the blunt hook of the chain to fish out a Pokemon. Then those boxing gloves are used so that I can attack it so it'll get tired...then I'll take it, ask it to take me home, then it's done!

    Okaaay. The next person will simply have a broken projector, a USB drive and a toolbox.
     
    No! Live,D___ you! *pulls out defibrillator,administrates 200 volts of electricity....*

    I use the toolbox to fix the projector,then attach the USB,which conveniently contains a 3D model of Parry The Platypus,and project a massive image of him whilst he makes he *chhhh* sound.
    Needless to say,it attracts a large amount of very confused fishermen....I'm saved! :D

    The next person will have Patrick Stump,a can of shaving cream,and sneaker.
     
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