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Then one day, Cyrus discovered that during his time in the Distortion World, the money in his bank account gathered 1,000,000 Pokedollars in interest! He used the money to start his own fast food chain: Cyrus's House of Pancakes and Halibut! He planned to use the money from his business to one day buy a spaceship. Because he figured if he couldn't take over the universe, he'd like to at least see as much of it as possible.
 
But his food was nasty and his advertising was poor and so he became low and started working in a library where the minimum drink limit is 2 shots and $50 charge to get in. While doing this job he learned well the ways of sword fighting.
 
Going back to castelia city, the trainers there had all died from the eruption, and ash and lava cover most of the streets. An Absol, Mega-Lucario, normal Lucario and Shiny Riolu emerge from the sea (they were in an underwater cave with kyogre at the time)and gaze on the destruction, before they turn into Dragonites (yeah, I am serious) and fly off somewhere into the fog that had settled in.
 
That fog turned out to be a cover for the future attack of the Hoennese people on Unova! The lead Dragonite quickly turned around and flew back to Castelia City, where it alerted King Varian Wrynn (I'm saying this because there's a WoW ad at the top of the screen and I long for the days that I will play WoW again), who gathered all of the procrastinating Alliance heroes throwing RP parties and stripping in the inn at Goldshire. The combined forces were called the NBC - The National B*tching Corporation (Yes, I'm doing this xD).
 
Who, let's all be honest here, ran the company much better than those old dolts who used to.
 
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