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my friends call me a pimp ... =.=
 
The marines called me today XD There was this man who sounded like he was being forced to be enthusiastic at gunpoint on the other side of the phone who began an incredibly-awkward conversation that I knew was going to eventually lead to him asking me if I had considered joining the marines. I decided to prolong his suffering and ramble on to him about incredibly boring things before I let him even ask me, to which I instantly shot off all my medical problems, which forced him to end the conversation. I was scared when my sister told me the marines were on the phone--I thought I had been drafted O_O;

I considered lying and telling him that I was a triple-amputee gay quaker, but I thought he would become enraged and go drill seargent on me over the phone <_<;
 
Niko said:
Pimp, by deffinition, is someone who gets all of the girls... >>
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Not exactly. The actual definition of a pimp is as follows:
A pimp is an informal term for a man who runs a brothel or otherwise oversees prostitution. The female counterpart to a pimp is a madam. Typically, a pimp will solicit clients for, protect, and in other ways manage a prostitute in exchange for a commission on her earnings.
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Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimp
 
Try mine Ashley. My computer has one GIANT speaker, and my radio/CD Player/ DVD Player has about 5 or 6 speakers around my living room. Now THAT is loud... XD
 
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