that guy [TCTI v 8]

[Yukari]

224374

Fuck it. I'm still really sleepy and I couldn't give less of a damn right now. Buuuuuuuuuut... I guess I'll correct it.

 

[Twilight-kun]

224375

Then turn off "you're" system and stare at "you're" ceiling until "you're" eyes close

 

[Yukari]

224376

And you don't think I wasted an hour of my life trying that because?

 

[Twilight-kun]

224377

Ech, I tend to sleep sporadically, so...

Good luck with that

*smacks you over the head with an Angler Fish*

...that help?

 

[Yukari]

224378

Thanks, I know I won't be able to sleep now.

Usually when I wake up I'm too alert to actually sleep again. Sucks being me. Even when I'm still sleepy I usually can't fall asleep again.

 

[Twilight-kun]

224379

Well, I tried

*flops majestically away* krap krap maaaaagikrap

 

[Yukari]

224380

Well. That was... Okay.

 

[Twilight-kun]

224381

What? You didn't know that I'm part fish?

I'm also part cow, octopus, horse and ninja, to name a few

 

[Yukari]

224382

You sound like either you are on a lot of drugs, or your parents were.

 

[Ivysaur]

Probably the first.

Be careful, Magikarps can use Hyper Beam now.

224383

 

[Pokestick good times.]

224384

What's with all this believing Magikarp can use Hyper Beam stuff? I've never seen anyone present a reliable source.

Spoiler:

Tumblr is not a source.

 

[Yukari]

224385

Tumblr isn't reliable either.

Funny, I was looking through all the older posts, but I noticed that there was a double post that never got deleted.

 

[Twilight-kun]

224386

Splash
Tackle
Flail
Bounce (By Tutor)

Those are the four moves Magikarp can learn

With an attack stat of 10, you're not going to be doing much of anything, even at level 100, where it can be 130

My Hariyama had 130 attack at level 30

 

[Yukari]

224385

That is why most people try to evolve their Magikarp as soon as possible.

 

[Twilight-kun]

224386

Yep

Grab the Magikarp from the Mt. Moon salesman, keep switching it out during battles, drop it off at the Daycare, take out SS Anne and Surge, pick it back up, evolve it with rare candy, demolish everything in your way

 

[Affliction]

224387

Just drug and dope Magikarp with all the X Attack/Whatever items and you've got a beast right there.

 

[Twilight-kun]

224388

Swords Dance, Agility, Baton Swap

 

[Ivysaur]

I thought it was Baton Pass.

224389

I have my Minum use Agility and then let Electrode murder everybody with Electro Ball.

 

[Yukari]

224392

I just play Pokemon. Don't care about being all strategic or anything like that.

 

[Netto Azure]

224393

I just incorporate a few overly analyzed builds for certain mon's. A lot of other folks already Min-Maxed things to death.