The Above Avatar has Just Burst Through Your Door with a Gun

[Shanghai Alice]

Chandler's Law taken to it's logical extreme!

Basically, post how your avatar would react to the above avatar invading their home with a firearm. For added hilarity, you can Choose Your Weapon.

As My home is as of now unmolested, I have time to grab an Uzi for Koakuma, and burst through the bottom of this post.

"You're lifespan is overdue, I've come to take it back."

 

[Purple Materia]

"...You realize you invaded an anime character's home? I have a sword on my back..."

I grab a good ole M4A1 and burst through the bottom of this post's door.

"..."

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

"Hehehe, I grab my can of gasoline and pour it all over you, then through a lit match on you..."

I grab a RPG-7 and blow the wall of the next posters house up...

 

[Purple Materia]

"I seriously need to get an alarm or something."

I pick up a FAMAS, and riddle holes in the next poster's door.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

" damn I knew I should have made my door out of something other than paper!"

I grab a frag grenade and through It through the next posters cat door

 

[Misheard Whisper]

I leap into your face, hissing and mauling you wildly.

What? I'm a Zangoose.

Yowling like a demon, I charge into the next poster's house.

 

[deoxys121]

I think I'll take care of this just by blasting you with a Psycho Boost.

Then I'll bust through the next person's door with Superpower.

 

[A Pixy]

Gun. Buster Gun. Same difference. FEAR THE MAGIC.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

"not sure if that was to the person above or me... so I will stand here and see what happens"

I will get an Ipod, turn it to max volume and throw it through the next posters window playing Justin Bieber

 

[Skip Class]

*Aichi, Kai and Miwa stare at the ipod before kicking it out the door*

I set a million mice free through the crack in the next poster's door.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

"Hmmm, I knew I should have fixed that..."

I kick down the door of the next poster and randomly throw 56.8 shurikens into the building.

 

[V. Squirtle]

Watching the shuriken hit the wall next to me, I simply continue sipping my tea while sitting in my fancy chair. "My word... how rude."



Being a gentlesquirtle, I knock on the next persons door, and offer them over for tea.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

I say No and continue to throw shurikens at the next poster

 

[TY]

I randomly pick one Shuriken out of air and say: "is it raining again???"

Ill grab an PKP Pecheneg and i keep shooting, while im in you're bathroom taking a shower...

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

A scraggy with a gun somehow got in my house and had the nerve to attack me in the shower! It fired in a frenzy at nothing in particular and then it ran out of ammo. I got out, reached to my bag, and took out an Ultraball. I also commanded my Marowak to use false swipe. Critical hit! Now that the Scraggy was on the brink of fainting, I pulled out another Ultraball and threw it. The Ultraball hit the weakened pokemon and activated. It wobbled three times and with a click, it was captured.

I don't know how missingno can hold a gun since it has no hands so let's assume it uses psychic powers to make it levitate. The weapon is a plasma pistol of seemingly extraterrestrial origin. A glitched plasma pistol that has been horrifically corrupted to the point that it's a miracle the thing still works! The glitched monstrosity tirelessly seeks out the next poster...

 

[kuzronk]

I'm 20% cooler than you *uses sonic rainboom*

 

[Trance and Moss]

"How can you devote your time to clearing the sky of clouds, when there are Pokemon who need your help to be liberated?"

 

[Shanghai Alice]

"Eh, who're you, and why are you in Patchy's library?"

<Draws Uzi>

"Game over, reload from the last save."



As for invading the next post, I'll just grab a good, old-fashioned Gallia X-1

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

lol, good thing you didn't say you shot it! so seeing someone with a gun on my property I call the cops and you are arrested...

Now, what weapon will I use?... I pull out a riot shield and burst into the next posters house...

 

[Palladium]

"Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp!"

I then but a sonic desorientation granade on the door of the next avatar