ANP #016: Storm the Gale of Darkness!
(Cue OP-On Our Way-as the song plays, we see various shots of the Pokemon cast in the backstage area, getting ready for a show: Misty walks past one member of the lighting crew, making her trip and drop her paints, which color some of the notes on Brock's sheet music. He tries to clean the music, only to get walloped by a basketball in the face (thrown by May) Pikachu runs past all of this, down a hallway, and through a door with a star on it marked "Ash". He cries "Pika!" and points at a clock, which is ticking dangerously close to "Show Time!" Ash notices the time on the clock and ducks behind a screen to get ready, when he finishes, he's now decked out in a red top hat (with the same design as his cap) and tails. Ash then runs head on at the camera and makes a flying entrance onto a stage as the song concludes)
Female announcer: And now, it's time for the Ash and Pikachu Show!
(Pikachu climbs onto Ash's shoulder and smiles as the title card flies in from the right, a short clip of "On Our Way" in the background)
(Ash jogs onstage to greet the crowd)
Ash: Thank you! Tonight we want to feature a couple of trainers from the mysterious land of Orre...that saved it from becoming breeding grounds for Shadow Pokemon once again. (a picture of Shadow Lugia unfurls next to Ash, prompting some curious murmurs from the audience.) Rather than me telling you about their adventure, why not get the story from the Ponyta's mouth? So, join me in welcoming Michael and Jovi to the stage. (leads the applause as Michael, his Eevee and Jovi come onstage and sit down in a couple of chairs arranged in a semicircle.)
Jovi: Jovi is honored to be in the presence of her favorite TV star. (pets Eevee as she settles in her chair. Eevee jumps on Michael's lap)
Ash: Really?
Micheal: Yeah! It has the top rating on every channel; and EVERYONE and their Eevee watches it, even the reruns!
Eevee: Eev!
Ash: Is that so?
Jovi: Jovi has a lot of your merchandise...hats, (models her own AG hat), DVDs, (proudly displays a DVD; the cover of which reads "The Best of The Ash and Pikachu Show, Vol. 1"), plushie toys... (hugs a mini Ash plushie)
Ash: I get the idea....so how hard is it to snag Shadow Pok?mon, anyway?
Michael: Well, it depends on what kind of Pok?mon it is, if it is easy to catch in the wild it is easy to snag. On the other hand, if the Shadow Pok?mon is Legendary; it's really hard to snag.
Ash: And what did you use to snag the Shadow Lugia?
Michael: A Master Ball, natch. (mild laughter)
Ash: Okay, Jovi; it's your turn for a few questions...why do you like to bother Dr. Kaminko?
Jovi: Bother? Jovi thinks Jovi is just keeping Dr. Kaminko company. Also, Jovi likes to see what "useful" inventions Dr. Kaminko comes up with.
Ash: I see...dosen't that jumpy Chobin think you are a burglar? (a picture of the creature unfurls next to Ash)
Jovi: No, Chobin knows Jovi and lets Jovi in.
Ash: Okay Michael, back to you...I hear there is a new Pok?mon in Orre, what is it?
Michael: It's a baby tree pok?mon, it's called Bonsly. (he is about to elaborate on Bonsly when an odd thumping is heard backstage) What's that?
Ash: Beats me...anyway, is it true that wild pok?mon are back in Orre?
Michael: Yes, it is true, but they are shy. The only place to reach them are Pok?spots, using Pok?snacks.
(Before Michael can elaborate on this, the beginning to "Beautifly" is heard...and we see Brock is dressed in a Beautifly costume!)
Ash: What in the...
Brock: Ai-yai-yai,
Ai-yai-yai,
Ai-yai-yai,
Where's my samurai?
(music picks up as Brock starts to dance)
Brock: I've been searching for a man,
All across Japan,
Just to find, to find my samurai...
Someone who is strong, and just a little shy,
Yes I need, I need my samurai...
Ai-yai-yai, I'm your little Beautifly!
Green, black, and blue; making colors in the sky!
Ai-yai-yai, I'm your little Beautifly!
Green, black, and blue; making colors in the sky! (continues dancing as Ash sighs, embarrassed.)
Ash: Somebody cue the cartoon while I go get Misty...(Eevee hops up to the projector and starts it)
(CARTOON-"The Mystery is History!")
(Backstage-Michael and Jovi watch while Misty sets up the drawing board)
Jovi: Jovi finds it rude that Brock interrupted Jovi's interview with Ash.
Misty: Misty finds Brock's outbursts of song annoying...which makes him perfect comic fodder.
Michael: A comic, huh? (Eevee climbs on the drawing board to watch as Misty goes to work)
(On Our Way interlude plays as title card appears-'Back to the Drawing Board' with Misty". Misty's face appears in the o in "Board")
(A white screen appears, simulating a blank piece of paper)
(Brock is drawn on the screen in his normal clothes)
Misty(voiceover): Okay, gang...we'll make this comic's plot simple: Brock is thirsty and wants a drink. (the pencil draws a bottle of soda nearby Brock.) Only problem is: The soda inside made the cap stick to the bottle--so how is Brock going to get the soda open so he can quench his thirst?
Jovi(voiceover): Jovi knows Brock won't get it open by just twisting the cap like you're supposed to do. (Brock pulls at the cap with all his might, but the cap dosn't budge)
Michael(voiceover): Why not try a bottle opener? (the pencil draws a bottle opener. Brock tries to use it, but the cap is too large)
Jovi(voiceover): Jovi suggests using a pair of pliers. (the pencil draws a pair of pliers...but that doesn't work, either)
Michael(voiceover): Okay, time for the heavy artillery... (the pencil draws a jackhammer. When Brock attempts to use it, he winds up going though the floor instead!)
Jovi(voiceover): Or Brock could always shake the bottle and hope the fizz pops the cap off. (a lightbulb appears over Brock's head; after turning the lightbulb off, he shakes the soda bottle several times, which makes the cap pop off, spraying soda everywhere. Brock manages to catch some in a cup, which he drinks. The fizz in Brock's glass spells "The End"
(Backstage, Ash looks over at Misty's comic as she draws the last scene)
Ash: Now I'm thirsty...(he walks off towards a drink machine and inserts some coins)
(A few minutes later, Ash returns to the projector room with a drink)
Ash: Here's a cartoon for you guys while I enjoy my drink. (starts the projector and opens the soda can)
(CARTOON-"A Parent Trapped!")
(We join Ash, Michael, and Jovi onstage)
Ash: And now, here's a song from Brock and the band...(the spotlights come up on Brock and the house band)
Jovi: A song...Jovi likes Brock's singing...
Michael: Me too!
Brock: Maestro...
::guitar intro::
Brock: Hear the sounds of the sea, and the colors will change
Look on to the blue sky, reflect and muse on, yourself,
Memories will waken, and live once again!
Across the seven seas, I feel deep in my heart,
A sinking feeling, that someone's out there, she softly cries,
Her heart is in so much pain, that it's crying, too...
"Why don't you save me from my tears?"
"Why can't I rise and accept my true destiny?"
Follow your star, little one, it will guide you into the light!
And it is ever blue, the rolling sea, the water shining brightly with the sun!
The future, I will guard, with all my power, honor, ability!
For all the people that I know and love, and all the places that I want to see!
Glittering, these feelings, they will lead me onto the path...and I follow just the way I am!
You know, falling in love, and then dreaming of you,
I am feeling like I am starting to like me, today,
This feeling, is so strange, does it feel right?
This call, coming from home, oh how I want to go!
I cannot tell you, but someone calls me, this song of peace,
I will always remember it deep in my heart...
I'm not a child any more...
I'm sorry I never told you of this before...
And now the song, here it comes! I will be hiding this in my heart!
And it is every hero that's a friend, a priceless treasure to be protected!
No matter, hard the times, they will be, always right by your side!
For all the people that I know and love, and all the places that I want to see!
Mystery, shining blue, it is the sea that shines brightly, forever with the sky....
And it is ever blue, the rolling sea, the water shining brightly with the sun!
The future, I will guard, with all my power, honor, ability!
For all the people that I know and love, and all the places that I want to see!
Glittering, these feelings, they will lead me onto the path...and I follow just the way I am! (applause as Brock takes a bow)
Michael: Bravo!
Jovi: Encore! Jovi likes that song, encore!
(Flattered by the applause, Brock immediately starts a blazing fast guitar solo as his encore, much to the delight of the audience)
Ash: While he's doing that... (starts the projector)
(CARTOON-"A Promise is a Promise!")
(We rejoin Ash, Michael, Jovi, Eevee, and Pikachu on the stage)
Ash: Well, we're about out of time.
Jovi: Jovi enjoyed being on the show! Jovi can't wait to see how everyone at home will react when they see us on TV!
Eevee: Vee!
Ash: Thank you both for coming...we'll see you next time!
Pikachu: Pika! (waves goodbye as the curtain closes. "On Our Way" reprise plays as the credits roll)
THE END