The Big Red Button

[kuzronk]

You can't breath and you die
*pushes red button*

 

[TY]

you get crushed by an idiot beaver in costume riding a red cart...

*pushes red button*

 

[kuzronk]

You will need to watch 4kids dubs all day


*pushes red button*

 

[mineox100]

The thing in your sig. runs over you 100,000,000 times.

*Hammers the button*

 

[kuzronk]

The Sig Rules changes and you get your account banned
*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Oshawott announces he will run for US President.

*pushes red button*

 

[Outkin]

You suddenly grow thick hair all over your body which causes potiently deadly heat problems. (I hope you got good AC ;) )

*Pushes button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Your hair suddenly goes blue.

*pushes red button*

 

[*Blank*]

Egyptian riots start outside your house.

*Stares as button falls to the ground, depressing*

 

[Rafael p]

It emits a small shock and then explodes

* Falcon punches the button *

 

[Hikamaru]

A big pile of soccer balls fall on you.

*pushes red button*

 

[darkpokeball]

Edward Cullen from Twilight shows up and you run away...but of course Edward is faster. Looks like you have a new match, like it or not!

*drinking orange juice, trips on a stick and lands next to red button*

A red button...should I press it? Nah, too dangerous.
*gets up and throws stick away because mad that it tripped me*

Stick hits red button.

 

[Hikamaru]

Dawn starts dating you, her Piplup becomes friends with Meowth.

*pushes red button*

 

[TY]

Lots of documents fall on you...

*pushes all buttons in this hall*

 

[Hikamaru]

All your tanks get destroyed.

*pushes red button*

 

[Outkin]

You are suddenly surrounded by Ninjas! I think you know how this will end....

*Pushes red button*

 

[mineox100]

Mudkip shoots water at you.
*Mudkip uses Water Gun on the button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Buneary is signing confidential files.

*pushes that red button*

 

[User19sq]

A big party comes out to celebrate your big achievement of pressing the button, complete with a (cup)cake and (uninflated) ballons falling from the ceiling.

*Pushes the big red button*

 

[mineox100]

Buneary gives you an Easter Egg and it explodes slime on to your face.

*Buneary throws eggs at button*