The Big Red Button

[Hikamaru]

You were discovered as the one who killed Zero Kiryuu's parents.

*pushes the red button*

 

[droomph]

You are now no longer in possession of all the cool things in the world. (*hint hint*)

*pushes red button disdainfully*

 

[TY]

You turn into a croissant and gets eaten...

*makes fart on red button, pushing it though*

 

[Hikamaru]

Zero comes and shoots you cos he thinks you are a pureblood vampire.

*pushes the red button*

 

[mineox100]

Your house and maybe your car disappear and turns into tiny little toys.
*PUSHES RED BUTTON*

 

[Hikamaru]

Buneary turns all white and loses her smile.

*pushes the red button*

 

[droomph]

Vamipres come and use your muscles as play-doh. SPARKLY vampires.

*pushes red button fffff*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

you die.

*pushes red button"

 

[TY]

Skyla kills your Snorlax...

*pushes red button*

 

[Outkin]

Skyla Becomes a Man!
*Carefully pushes red button*

 

[droomph]

Santa comes and eats all your whiskey bottles.

*pounds the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Your croissants suddenly become alive and injure you.

*punches red button*

 

[LightOfTruth]

You are now on a Adventure with Pokemon

*Put blue paint over the Red Button so its now a blue button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

They found Ash's father. He was Giovanni.

*pushes blue button*

 

[kuzronk]

Paint goes on you since it was fresh paint
*pushes the red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Tyler is on Interpol's Wanted list.

*Pushes that red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

The police now think you're an outlaw.

*pushes red button*

 

[darkpokeball]

You feel an overwhelming urge to eat your poster of that famous pop star.

*pushes green button painted red*

 

[mineox100]

You are now possessed by Ash who is possessed by an evil spirit who is possessed by darkpokeball... wait what?

*pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Snorlax now replaces Salamence.

*pushes red button*