The Big Red Button

[Hikamaru]

Elgyem comes along and says "I want to be your friend".

*Pushes the red button*

 

[kuzronk]

It gets angry at you for being the 100th post and Pushes it by itself

 

[Hikamaru]

Elgyem hypnotizes you into doing what Hikari hatez... leaking 'em secrets.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Julian Assange has now been freed from jail!

"Pushes red button"

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari10 pulls out her gun and claims you are a pureblood vampire.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You now have herpes a very rare disease that can't be studied.

*pushes red button*

 

[DarkAngel91]

You get hit with a Dark Void from an angry Darkrai

Ooooo, shiny red button
*has my precious Chandelure fire-blast the shiny red button, pushing it*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

All of your pokemon suddenly disobey you.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

The B2/W2 protagonists AKA Ebony and Ivory want you to join them on their journey.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You now have those 2 games. But in Japanese :(

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Oshawott says Objection!

*Pushes the red button*

 

[CyanFlame]

You turn into glass and you shatter into pieces.
*Pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Akuroma's hair gets into a total tangle *read various memes about it*

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You suddenly feel sick and need to go to the doctor !!

*pushes red button*

 

[CyanFlame]

All your food is gone.
*/Presses/ the button*

 

[ShadowStriatonTriad]

^Your Piplup turns into a Psyduck.

*Presses the Red Button*

 

[UnderMybrella]

You get turned into a Bagon. Then you get turned into a pikachu and my sister pulls your ears off.

*pushes button after a couple of decades*
*the button is green*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You now have the ability to morph into a Swampert.

"Pushes red button"

 

[UnderMybrella]

Yay!

Yay! Thx. Anyway....

The button ain't doing anything anytime soon... Wait!
Whats that I see????/

The button, the button's cracking! It's an egg!(how could you!) The egg hatches into a baby snorlax.

Pushes green egg that is actually a basketba-i mean a button.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

OBJECTION!

That should be a baby MUNCHLAX.

As for the pushing of the button, You realize that something is behind you...

*pushes button*