The Big Red Button

[Hikamaru]

Oshawott shouts "Objection!"

*Pushes the red button*

 

[Sir Codin]

Otep Shamaya pops out of nowhere and admits her music sucks and acknowledges that no one really cares that she's a lesbian.

*pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Justin Bieber also admits that his songs suck and that he is gay.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Cheren straightens his tie and then you think "he's so handsome..."

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TY]

Cheren dies of failing to my Rhyhorn...

*Lets Rhyhorn push the button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You suddenly travel 2 years into the future and discover that you need glasses.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[ShadowStriatonTriad]

You fell into a black hole, and when you finally got out, you were pixelated!

*Presses the Red Button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You meet yourself from 10 years into the future.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You now got an afro and your new job is a british royal guard.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You become the anime industry's next big bishie.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You suddenly find yourself next to Bianca and Cheren, and they're making out.

* pushes red button*

 

[goldenyellowcrystal]

You find yourself in an alternate world where Piplup takes over the world where you are forced to act as a Piplup.

Piplup demands that you push the red button!

*Pushes the Red Button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You suddenly become an alien sporting Cheren's glasses.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[Zayphora]

MissingNo appears out of nowhere and eats you.
Sits on red button.
*style!*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

The pie in the signature is suddenly thrown at you in your face.

*pushes red button*

 

[ShadowStriatonTriad]

You thought you fell through the floor, but in fact you're falling upside down.

*Pushes the Red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I am in a totally different dimension... The Pokemon dimension!

*somebody else pushes red button because I can't*

 

[Porynoir]

When the person releases his/her touch on the button, the button proceeds to pop out, thus smashing into the eye of said person.

*Presses button extremely hard*

 

[Zayphora]

Nothing happens. What a disappointment.

Ninja stomps button

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Some dude comes to you and decides to pick a fight with you.

*pushes red button*