The Big Red Button

[Zayphora]

Halfway across the world, something explodes.

PUSHES ZE BUTTO-N

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You find out what just exploded - a gas station in Texas. You are BAD.

*pushes smiley face button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari does the death stare.

*Pushes the red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Now J.A. does the stare at you, if you know what I mean...

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Now Professor Oak stares at you, saying "Are you a boy, or are you a girl?".

*Pushes that red button that kills Genwunners*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Now anybody that plays Pokemon (any game of it) will like it instantly!

*pushes red button, hoping that I will shout "Objection!" to counter the message that I got!*

 

[ThunderPom]

a wild yamask appears
-pushes red button-

 

[Hikamaru]

Cheren and Bianca suddenly swap personalities, ruining their fanbase.

*Pushes that red button that burns secret papers*

 

[Zayphora]

Secret papers get WET>.>how do you like that huh?

Pusheeeeews deee butoooon

 

[Hikamaru]

N changes his look, ruining his fanbase.

*Pushes the red Genwunner Killer button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Now the fanbase is furthermore ruined by the whole new Unova.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

The B2/W2 protagonists get bigger fanbase than Red.

*Pushes the red button that burns secret papers*

 

[Zayphora]

Secret papers get chocolate all over them xDD

Pushes de buton\\/:

 

[Charizard632]

You become a baby.

*pushes the red button*

 

[Limanya]

4 M1GHTY DR4GON F1NDS PR3Y!
YOU 4R3 TH3 PR3Y!
TH3 DR4GON 34TS 1T!
:33 < a large feline walks to the prey to eat some of it
:33 < she s33s a big button and presses it
Guys
How Many Times Do I Have To Say It
No Roleplaying Here
we have a 2eperate memo iif you want two roleplay.

 

[Charizard632]

Nothing happens, so 1,000 random cells in your body dies.

*pushes the red button*

 

[Limanya]

Sollux Captor, mind-controlled by Vriska Serket, comes to your hive/house. He takes his shades off, eats some mind honey and the LAZOR BEAMZ kill you.

They also activate the button.

 

[Hikamaru]

The trolls get burned due to them manipulating people into doing terrorism.

*Shoots at that red button while killing Genwunners*

 

[Limanya]

One of the Genwunners shoots you instead.

*PUSH3S K4RKL3S TO TH3 BUTTON >:]*

 

[Charizard632]

An alien in a UFO abducts you.

I push the big red button.