The Big Red Button

[diab_low]

diablo pops up with sturdy

pushes button thats not there.

 

[Zayphora]

You fall through the floor, because the floor isn't there either.

Pushes the button with my face

 

[diab_low]

your face dissapears.

pushes button

 

[The Noob Hacker]

*Push red button presented to me via owl*

 

[Hikamaru]

The owl rejects you and goes to Hikari instead.

*Pushes button that recognizes Marriland as a HERO*

 

[Zayphora]

YOu get an Azelf named KERSMASHER.

pusheees theee button

 

[Hikamaru]

You get a Vanilluxe named Snowite.

*Pushes button that reveals English names of B2/W2 protagonists*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

*pushes button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Now you're the one who gets nothing.

*Pushes button that plays original wild Pokemon music*

 

[Zayphora]

Guess what....

GLITCH GLITCH

Pushes the button

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Nope.avi

*Press the red button that is really a blue button disguised as a red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

You get interrupted by a ragefight between Oshawott and Piplup.

*Pushes button that stops the rage*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

Rage is stopped, fight still goes on.

*Place bag of sand on top of red button*

 

[Zayphora]

The sand bag explodes. Sand gets in your eyes and you are blinded

Pushes the brown button

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You geyt cyberbullied by your classmates...

*pushes button*

 

[Hikamaru]

People are mad at Hikari, saying Hikari, Y U No Bring Back Oshawott Avatar/Sig?

*Pushes button that explains*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ZERO KIYUU THEME OF YOURS?

*pushes button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Now people are asking - Hikari, what happened to your avatar/signature of The Chaser? Those guys were so funny!

*Pushes button that causes more Hikari's avatar/sig questions*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Hikari avoids the question of mine.

*pushes button that makes Hikari10 read what I said earlier*

 

[Hikamaru]

People are now asking - Hikari, what happened to your Elgyem theme? It was one of my faves!

*Pushes button to deal with protesters hating Hikari's newer avatars/sigs*