The Comedians Club

Status
Not open for further replies.
Oh? XD! Don't worry, dude! I'm not gonna bash this thing into ya! I'm just gonna use it to predict how you and Kayleigh could turn out if you guys were a couple ^___^

*looks into crystal ball*

Oh Crustal Ball! Tell me how things will turn out if 100Marios and Kayleigh were a couple! xD Now! The crystal ball should show me a result...

*looks into the crystal ball*

Gemini and Libra will find each other mentally stimulating. Whether they agree with each other or not, a Gemini/Libra couple will probably find themselves talking for hours about everything and anything under the sun! These two signs can work very well together. Gemini is full of colorful ideas and they jump start Libra to put them in action. This combination is ideal for a great friendship and a sometimes sweet romance.

The highest rating for a couple is 5.. So Gemini/Libra's rating is....

3/5

^_^ Great! Go for the chick, 100Marios!

Now, its a rating of three.. That means I have to bonk you 3 times with this big astrology book! >=D!

100Marios: Oh boy....
 
CaRtOON said:
XD! Happened to my mum xD

Anyways, let's see... The horoscope for Aries..........

Love:
If you have a crush right now but your best friend doesn't, be sympathetic but don't feel guilty. Of course, you don't need to rub it in either, especially if you and your crush have made special plans for Valentine's Day. Be sensitive to the fact that right now might not be the best time to share all the details with her.

Fashion:
If you have trouble making up your mind, start looking at dresses for the big dance early! Check out the magazines and do some window-shopping. Just remember that trendy can be fun, but not all the "hot" looks look great on everyone... so go with what makes you look fantastic!

There ya go! Hope it's accurate O_o;

*dies*
Click to expand...

XD its not aquarate fer me,its accurate fer m,y friend!XD (shes an aries to)



.......Cartoon,the fortune teller!*gasps*
 
CaRtOON said:
Oh? XD! Don't worry, dude! I'm not gonna bash this thing into ya! I'm just gonna use it to predict how you and Kayleigh could turn out if you guys were a couple ^___^

*looks into crystal ball*

Oh Crustal Ball! Tell me how things will turn out if 100Marios and Kayleigh were a couple! xD Now! The crystal ball should show me a result...

*looks into the crystal ball*

Gemini and Libra will find each other mentally stimulating. Whether they agree with each other or not, a Gemini/Libra couple will probably find themselves talking for hours about everything and anything under the sun! These two signs can work very well together. Gemini is full of colorful ideas and they jump start Libra to put them in action. This combination is ideal for a great friendship and a sometimes sweet romance.

The highest rating for a couple is 5.. So Gemini/Libra's rating is....

3/5

^_^ Great! Go for the chick, 100Marios!

Now, its a rating of three.. That means I have to bonk you 3 times with this big astrology book! >=D!

100Marios: Oh boy....
Click to expand...
Say, thanks for that CaRtOON! How could I ever repay-
OOF!
*Gets bonked on the head*
*gets up dizzly*
....you know....after the 2nd time you don't feel much anymore hehe.....
*drops and faints*
 
100marios said:
Say, thanks for that CaRtOON! How could I ever repay-
OOF!
*Gets bonked on the head*
*gets up dizzly*
....you know....after the 2nd time you don't feel much anymore hehe.....
*drops and faints*
Click to expand...

Oooops ^^; Anyways, hmm, both Gemini and Libra are air signs, they are likely to get along since they are the same type ^_^ Think of it as Pokemon elements xD

*Takes out crystal ball*

All bow before me and my crystal ball!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yuna said:
XD its not aquarate fer me,its accurate fer m,y friend!XD (shes an aries to)



.......Cartoon,the fortune teller!*gasps*
Click to expand...

Oh well, sometimes astrology isn't always right! ^__^; *shrugs*

But yes, I'm trying to be the best darn astrologer there ever was!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
Oooops ^^; Anyways, hmm, both Gemini and Libra are air signs, they are likely to get along since they are the same type ^_^ Think of it as Pokemon elements xD

*Takes out crystal ball*

All bow before me and my crystal ball!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!



Oh well, sometimes astrology isn't always right! ^__^; *shrugs*

But yes, I'm trying to be the best darn astrologer there ever was!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Dies*
Click to expand...
Ohhh, they're both air signs....I see....
*pretends that he understands*
...right....so...yeah...........
......what does that mean? Hehe..
 
konnichiwa And Aloha!!! I Everyone Like This Huge Post! Im Inside Jordans Alligator With A Megaphone!!! Help Me Out!!!
 
O.O; Scottie-boi! I was going to ask where were you!! xD Geez, since when was the last time you posted here? ^__^;

*To answer 100Marios's question* There are 4 elements in zodiac, those are fire, water, air, and earth.

Fire Signs: Aries, Saggitarius, and Leo
Fire sign means activity, aggressiveness, and always ready.

Water Signs: Cancer, Pisces, and Scorpio
If u are born under the water sign, this means you are sensitive, and caring

Air Signs: Libra, Aquarius, and Gemini
If u are born under the air sign, this means you are a daydreamer, and you are more freedom loving than any other elements. (Get it? Freedom? Flying? Hee hee heee heee!)

Earth Signs: Virgo, Taurus, and Capricorn
This means you are down to earth and get things done.

Hopefully that cleared up your question, 100Marios ^___^;

*dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
O.O; Scottie-boi! I was going to ask where were you!! xD Geez, since when was the last time you posted here? ^__^;

*To answer 100Marios's question* There are 4 elements in zodiac, those are fire, water, air, and earth.

Fire Signs: Aries, Saggitarius, and Leo
Fire sign means activity, aggressiveness, and always ready.

Water Signs: Cancer, Pisces, and Scorpio
If u are born under the water sign, this means you are sensitive, and caring

Air Signs: Libra, Aquarius, and Gemini
If u are born under the air sign, this means you are a daydreamer, and you are more freedom loving than any other elements. (Get it? Freedom? Flying? Hee hee heee heee!)

Earth Signs: Virgo, Taurus, and Capricorn
This means you are down to earth and get things done.

Hopefully that cleared up your question, 100Marios ^___^;

*dies*
Click to expand...
Say thanks CaRtOON! That clears up a lot of things!......I'm a daydreamer hehe.....

*hears ramblings from inside the alligator*
.....huh?....oh, not again! What have you been eating lately?
*hears more ramblings*
.....Hmm....it is time!
*Talks to the worried people*
Don't worry everyone! My alligator and I know just how to handle these situations!
*passes out hard hats*
Oh! And you all might want to back away behind that rock just to be safe!...and no flash photography! Thank you!
*everyone scurries while he puts a piece of dynamite in the alligator's mouth*
Cover your ears!
.....................................BBBBOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!...............................
....Well that about settles it! Take note that it would of been extremely dangerous if anyone were inside the alligator at the time! Thank you for joining us at 100marios and alligators stunt show! We hope you have a nice day!
Hehe......
 
*Takes out crystal ball* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Get ready men, for some serious astrology beating!!!!! >D

*Bonks 100Marios 3 times*

If it hurts, I'm sorry! Just think of it as my way of expressing my friendship to ya! xD

*Bonks Mystical Mewtwo*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*Dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
*Takes out crystal ball* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Get ready men, for some serious astrology beating!!!!! >D

*Bonks 100Marios 3 times*

If it hurts, I'm sorry! Just think of it as my way of expressing my friendship to ya! xD

*Bonks Mystical Mewtwo*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*Dies*
Click to expand...
*walks around Dizzly and pats MM2 on the back*
...oh...thanks CaRtOON! That makes me feel nice!
*bonks MM2 on the head*
There's my friendship to you!
*shakes his dizziness off and realizes what he did*
.........whoops hehe....
 
Who's MM2? o.O; I know I'm a bit ignorant xD

*Takes out crystal ball*

*dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
Who's MM2? o.O; I know I'm a bit ignorant xD

*Takes out crystal ball*

*dies*
Click to expand...
MM2 is short for Mystical Mewtwo! Yeah!
*sees him getting back up, so I bonk him on the head again*
HAHAHAHA!.....hehe.
 
Hmm, let me consult the book! *takes out crystal ball instead*

Meh, let's see what it says about Gemini and Pisces...

Air and Water may not be so close, due to Pisces's sensitivity, and Gemini's ability to correct. This may hurt Pisces..

Heh! I don't believe in the zodiac compatibility and stuff! I think anyone can be friends if they tried =D

Except I can't seem to get along with Virgos..... Hmmm...

*bonks 100Marios once*
 
CaRtOON said:
Hmm, let me consult the book! *takes out crystal ball instead*

Meh, let's see what it says about Gemini and Pisces...

Air and Water may not be so close, due to Pisces's sensitivity, and Gemini's ability to correct. This may hurt Pisces..

Heh! I don't believe in the zodiac compatibility and stuff! I think anyone can be friends if they tried =D

Except I can't seem to get along with Virgos..... Hmmm...

*bonks 100Marios once*
Click to expand...
Doh!
*rubs his head*
....actually, my sister is a Virgo and she is a lot like me!......personality wise!

Listen to this!
A few months ago something kinda funny happened to me hehe. I was walking out to the kitchen and I saw my mom cutting something up and putting it on a plate. They looked like sliced apples pieces so I grabbed one and said:
"Yum! Apples!"
and popped it into my mouth.
...................unfortunately, they weren't apples. If you've ever seen or ate a cold, noncooked potato, you'd know what I'm talking about! That thing was terrible! I spat it out right away! My mom started laughing at me hehe....

I suggest you try mixing in some sliced potatoes with sliced apples and try giving them to someone. It should be fun hehe....
 
XD!! Happened to me too, except it was popcorn

My friends had popcorn, I saw some on a small napkin on the table. So I popped it into my mouth. Turns out that popcorn was dirty and they putted it in the table in hopes a squealish girl would eat it O_o;

I didn't squeal, I swallowed it.. Mmmm.. Yuummy =P

I can't seem to get along with Virgos cus... *looks in crystal ball* They are judging.. Usually at first sight, Virgos analyze everything. They are smart, and tidy.

BTW, most of the people who hate me are Virgos :P So keep your sister away from me, 100Marios!!! xD I don't want no more enemies! My list is already full!!!! >D

*Dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
XD!! Happened to me too, except it was popcorn

My friends had popcorn, I saw some on a small napkin on the table. So I popped it into my mouth. Turns out that popcorn was dirty and they putted it in the table in hopes a squealish girl would eat it O_o;

I didn't squeal, I swallowed it.. Mmmm.. Yuummy =P

I can't seem to get along with Virgos cus... *looks in crystal ball* They are judging.. Usually at first sight, Virgos analyze everything. They are smart, and tidy.

BTW, most of the people who hate me are Virgos :P So keep your sister away from me, 100Marios!!! xD I don't want no more enemies! My list is already full!!!! >D

*Dies*
Click to expand...
My sister can actually be a lot like you at times! Maybe even crazier at times too hehe....
I can't say my sister is too tidy either. My room is often cleaner then hers for crying out loud!
Hehe......popcorn.....
 
O_O() Are you REALLY sure your sister's a Virgo? XD

Usually being neat is Virgo's best quality xD

*Dies*
 
CaRtOON said:
O_O() Are you REALLY sure your sister's a Virgo? XD

Usually being neat is Virgo's best quality xD

*Dies*
Click to expand...
Some horoscope thingys say she's a Leo, and some say she's a Virgo. She was born on August 23rd, so she's right in the middle!
Although most of them do say she's a Virgo!
Hehe...
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top