The Comedians Club

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u guys are all freakin insane!! every last one of ya! stay back! stay back u nut cases! talkin about animals and guns and all kinds of weird junk! this should be called the insanity club for, well..insane people.lol
 
*gets up frightened*
No! You'll never get my soul! I can dodge you lint!
*moves around swiftly and smashes into the tree, causing him to fall down*
*starts to fai-*
Noo!! I will not faint!
*gets up and kicks tree*
Who's smart idea was it to put a tree here! Dumb tre-
*tree falls over onto him*
..........
*struggles to get head out from under the tree*
I....I....I'm not..dead! All right! Sad exuse for a tre-
*branch smacks him*
Ow! I mean good tree! Very nice tree! The most famousist of trees!....uh oh...
*gets blasted in the face with lint*
No! I can't move! I'm an open target! Ahhh!!!
 
100marios said:
*gets up frightened*
No! You'll never get my soul! I can dodge you lint!
*moves around swiftly and smashes into the tree, causing him to fall down*
*starts to fai-*
Noo!! I will not faint!
*gets up and kicks tree*
Who's smart idea was it to put a tree here! Dumb tre-
*tree falls over onto him*
..........
*struggles to get head out from under the tree*
I....I....I'm not..dead! All right! Sad exuse for a tre-
*branch smacks him*
Ow! I mean good tree! Very nice tree! The most famousist of trees!....uh oh...
*gets blasted in the face with lint*
No! I can't move! I'm an open target! Ahhh!!!
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now that you can't move...*steals mario's soul*MWAHAHA!:badsmile: that's my 97 soul to steal!three more to go!^^ *runs off laughing evily*
 
*says in the slow motion way* NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!! *grabs the lint and runs away* now I Scott have the poket lint of the Knower of Nothing! (aka 100 Marios) uh oh... *Poket lint turns into giant monster lint* hehe...Pocket Monster...*runs away screaming*
 
*get's out from under the tree like a zombie and makes scary noises while wiggling arms*
Boo!! I....am...the...king of the..soulless idiots!
*continues to make scary sounds while repeatily runs into fallen tree*
Boo!! Give me my soul back!! Under the order and authority of the great "Knower of Nothing" I demand you give me my soul back!
*struggles and runs into Yuna, making her drop the souls*
Ah! My ssssoul!!
*runs and falls face first into the ground on my soul*
I....have....the pow-.....no forget I said that.
*Flips back up*
Hahahahahahahaha! Nothing can stop me now!
*feels someone breathing on him and turns around to see the lint monster biting Sapphire Latios*
......I am your master! Obey me! Who took you out of that pocket! Who set you free!
*the lint monster looks at him angrily while continuing to bite SL*
.........*twitch*....Well! Time to start running in fear again!
*dashes off*
 
pulls out a gun and shoots the pocket monster with it. blood and guts fly everywhere even though it's a lint monster. everyone starts cursing for no reason. 100marios faints.(that one's just for u 100marios.) XD XD XD XD
 
I have only 1 tomato left...i shall use it!!! fell my wrath o mr brown grayish lint thing thats nibbling on my leg! *throws his tomato and the lint monster turns to a dust bunny* oh...its so cute! *dust bunny shows foot long teeth* RESTRAINING ORDER!!!
 
Enough of this fainting!
Terminator voice: It is time to bring this bunny down!
*jumps at bunny and starts to wrestle with it*
*forgets he is allergic to dust and sneezes on it making it start to explode*
Whoops! Sorry there.......eh oh.......oh well!...Hasta la vista Peoples! Hello California!
*bunny explodes and dust flys every where*
 
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! *runs in the middle of a highway and gets runover by a giant tomato semi* THE TOMATOS ARE STALKING ME!!!
 
*throw a boomerang at Scott*
*steal his pants*
Ahh...stingy!!!*throw Scott in to toilet*
*flushes*
 
*blink blink* nah, accidently pressed the underline button. oh well! teeheeheee! *looks at the 'new' posts* insane people, crazy people, wierd and even annoying people come here! but I, alone is a psycho people! *laughs insanely* fwwaaahaahhhaaaa! *falls of chair* ow. I is a hyper happy person! ^__^ I am now! yep yep yep! ^^
 
Sapphire said:
*blink blink* nah, accidently pressed the underline button. oh well! teeheeheee! *looks at the 'new' posts* insane people, crazy people, wierd and even annoying people come here! but I, alone is a psycho people! *laughs insanely* fwwaaahaahhhaaaa! *falls of chair* ow. I is a hyper happy person! ^__^ I am now! yep yep yep! ^^
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Hey c'mon, hyper chiled, you are my breakfast.
*throw Ally in cereal box*
*grab 'n crunch*
Hm...mm...taste like sugar...
 
I...again! eaten...for like th tenth time! gr..This is NOT very comfortable! somebody! save mee!!
 
Sapphire said:
I...again! eaten...for like th tenth time! gr..This is NOT very comfortable! somebody! save mee!!
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Too late, Ally.
Nobody is on, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*eat some stinky sticky cheese*
Get covered by cheese!!!
 
*cries* why isnt anybody ever on in the morning! I hate moring! why I woke up early..I dont know! someone get on! grrRRR and savve meee!
 
Sapphire said:
*cries* why isnt anybody ever on in the morning! I hate moring! why I woke up early..I dont know! someone get on! grrRRR and savve meee!
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I dunno. XD Someone like me get on at morning time. XP
you can't escape.
*eat some goo*
 
ahk! now i cant escape! grr phantom! just wait! just wait until Scott gets on! He'll show you!
 
Scott? C'mon!*use guillotine on Scott's neck*
*chup!*
Isn't it hurt?!? o.o
Don't haunt me, Scott.
I am already ghost. XD
 
Phantom Angel said:
Scott? C'mon!*use guillotine on Scott's neck*
*chup!*
Isn't it hurt?!? o.o
Don't haunt me, Scott.
I am already ghost. XD
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You cant kill him! grr I'll kill you! you cant hurt scott! Your not a very nice person! *goes into a corner and cries*
 
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