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:laugh: torturing people is really fun!!!!esspetially when it's....uhmm.....really fun :laugh: should i take it off?i dont think so.... I love being evil.... i act like Dr. Evil (from Austin Powers) all the time.

"Why make trillions, when we can make billions?"~ Dr. Evil :laugh:
 
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Kenshin11212 said:
:laugh: torturing people is really fun!!!!esspetially when it's....uhmm.....really fun :laugh: should i take it off?i dont think so.... I love being evil.... i act like Dr. Evil (from Austin Powers) all the time.
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nah...i was just sayin you should make it blue! :D
 
*gets out of sewer while kicking an alligator*
Down Simba! Down!.....phew!...argh, my pants are all ripped up! And these were nice too!
*walks up to SL*
So you like Sapphire don't ya! I knew it all along!
*grabs SL and throws him down the sewer while dropping the lid on his head*
Have fun in Disney, say hello to the crocodile for me! Oh....and you might get wet! Hehe
 
:laugh: thats evil......pure evil........*starts raising pinkie to lips like Dr. Evil*

Dr. Evil: "Why make trillions, when we can make billions?"*raises pinkie to lips*

Scott (Dr. Evil's son): "A trillion is more than a billion you dope!"

:laugh: Austin Powers is one of the funniest movies ever!! BTW, those were lines from Austin Powers 2:The Spy Who Shagged Me :laugh:

I love that name......."shag"....*starts laughing like Dr. Evil*
 
I shall name you Dead White Guy

...and you shall be called, Horrible Smelling Sack of Crap

Heh, well, that's what some of the names there would have been...

The funniest true thing I heard a blonde say was in our spanish class...

This is true, a girl goes up to her blonde friend and says "We're going to Spain."

The blonde says, "Cool, are you going to drive there?"

A dur...

BOO ya!
 
Dakota said:
I shall name you Dead White Guy

...and you shall be called, Horrible Smelling Sack of Crap

Heh, well, that's what some of the names there would have been...

The funniest true thing I heard a blonde say was in our spanish class...

This is true, a girl goes up to her blonde friend and says "We're going to Spain."

The blonde says, "Cool, are you going to drive there?"

A dur...

BOO ya!
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CRAP!!! XD
Funny joke, Dakato.
Eh?*fall because of banana skin*
*dies*
 
*cracks up because of Austin killing himself over a bannana peel* dude! thats funny Dakota!
 
Sapphire Latios said:
*cracks up because of Austin killing himself over a bannana peel* dude! thats funny Dakota!
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*revived*
.....
*throw a sponge at Scott*
 
Sapphire Latios said:
*throws cotton candy at Austin* taste the sweet pink! :P
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ACK!
*gulp*
Hm...yummy...do you have more?
*feed Scott with 100 Rare Candy*
 
*after Scott eats rare candys he evolves into Super Scott* Now...i eat you!!! *eats Austin* yum, yum! :P we dont have school today cause its snowing! :D
 
Sapphire Latios said:
*after Scott eats rare candys he evolves into Super Scott* Now...i eat you!!! *eats Austin* yum, yum! :P we dont have school today cause its snowing! :D
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*call Ambulance and Police*
Get him!
*Scott eat them*
Go, skitty!
*Scott eat him*
Oh my gosh!!!!
 
Undertaker said:
takes the megaphone from CaRtOON. scott loves undertaker, scott loves Undertaker, Scott loves Undertaker. he he he. IIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM BAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKK!!
*the Beatlejuice theme song starts playing* j/k mates. :laugh:
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OH GOD!! GET OUT, DANG IT!!! Shoo! Out with ya!

*takes microphone back*

SCOTT LIKES ALLY!!!!
 
did ya see Kenshin, Cartoon? he put in huge letters SCOTT LIKES ALLY! in his sig...oh well...might as well let it out...

I LIKE ALLY!!!
 
YES!!!Thats the spirit!! SAY IT OUT LOUD!! *scott yells out that he likes ally*

"Mini Me, stop humping the giant laiser! Mini Me! Why don't you just get a freakin' room, here!?" ~ Dr. Evil :laugh:
 
Sapphire Latios said:
I LIKE ALLY!!!
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Hee hee! You like Ally!

Togetic: <You idiot! He already admitted it! So stop annoying everybody! You're annoying! Hear me? ANNOYING AND STUUUUPID!

*CaRtOON starts crying*

SCOTT LIKES ALLY!! HEE HEE! HE ADMITED IT!! XD
 
nope...i didt admit anything...im not talking anymore until i gots myself a lawyer! :laugh:
 
I'LL be a lawyer....but not for u!! :laugh: i'll be cartoons lawyer and yours :laugh: I DO DOUBLE WORK SO I GET PAID DOUBLE!!! :P i'm happy today....because of something that happened at school......wanna know? :laugh: there's this girl that i like at school, and i did something for her. then something magical happened. harry potter came and turned her into a rat :laugh: . but i do like the girl and when i did something for her, something happened. it made me very happy. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!! :laugh:
 
Errr.. Well, I got me a good lawyer here! Prepare to meet him and tremble in fear! xD

*A duck with a boat hat comes in*
 
Oh! You'll be my lawyer too, Kenshin? Great! Thankx!!

Sorry for double postin'!
 
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