The Comedians Club

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*comforter is twirling up around him and squeezing him*
Me: Look! I'm sorry I ate cookies on you! It wasn't to fun sleeping on you either!
*pillow comes up and covers his head*
Hey? WHo turned out the lights? It's not my nap time!...that's in 30 minutes!
Ahh!
*other pillows attack him*
....note to self: don't eat cookies on bed.
 
*eats cookies in bed* Meh, my mum's always telling me not to eat in bed, but I always do ^^;;; She says if I keep it up, roaches will suck on my face @@;;;

EWWWWW! ROACHES!!!

*Gets eaten by roaches*
 
aah! roaches! *shudder* my sister said that if you dont clean your bed sheetes every like 3 weeks, the bed bugs get bigger and eat you 0-0 that always scared me..

Edit: That was Random! XD
 
*Says while wrapped in sleeping gear*
Phew! That hasn't happened to me yet.....oh no!...at my feet!..There's..there's.....cookie crumbs!
*cleans them up and the covers don't let him go*
Me: Hey now! I cleaned up the crumbs! Now let me go!
Blanket: We're going to have an auction!
Pillows: Yeah!
Me: What?
Blanket: Whoever bids the highest can have this guy!
Me: I have a greedy blanket! Wait until-
*blanket covers my mouth while I struggle*
Blanket: Quiet you kid!
Pillows: Yeah! Quiet kid!
Blanket: Lets start the bid at $1 and a rubber chicken! Any bidders?
 
Blanket: Ok! The bid is at $2 and 2 rubber chickens, but we're not going to let it stop there are we? Surely this young man is worth more than that! Keep the bids coming!
Pillows..uh..yeah!
*are confused about mystical mewtwo hehe*
 
*falls in through the roof* i bid $2.01, and a half eaten peantut butter and jelly sandwich! :P
 
Sapphire Latios said:
*falls in through the roof* i bid $2.01, and a half eaten peantut butter and jelly sandwich! :P
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Blanket: What a dramatic entrance young man! Well you heard him! The bids at $2.01 and a half devoured peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Bite marks and all! So folks! Going once...
Me: $3 and an old phone book!
blanket: What!? You're bidding for yourself? What's up with that!?
Pillows: Yeah! What's up with that!
blanket:....well you heard him folks! He's bidding for himself!
 
Huh..? What we bidding for? @@;;

*pets a seal*
 
Sapphire Latios said:
We're biddin for 100marios! :P I bid $3.50 and some chicken flavored pocket lint! :P
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$100 for 100marios.
Anyone who have more than me? lol
 
i bid...one hundred billion dallars ($100,000,000,000) *acts like Dr. Evil* :laugh: . BTW, Ally, cool avatar. it's the same as ur AIM Buddy Icon :laugh:
 
*blanket is drooling*
Me: Hey! I'm supposed to do that!
Blanket: Quiet you!
*smacks me*
Pillows: Yeah! Quiet!
*slap me*
Me:....that's it! I've had it!
*pulls pillows apart*
Pillows: Yea-...ow! That stings!
*throws feathers all over the place so no one can see me*
Me: Hahahaha! I'm free!
*runs....into the bidders*
Hey....uh...you know my slumbering materials were just kidding about the bidding and all right?...a person is priceless remember?..hehe..*sweats*
...............ok give me a five minute head start okay?
*starts running away like mad*
 
I will have to take a tighter hold for this topic for a a member on PC trying to do something bad to this club so I will take good watch intil he stops doing it.
 
no more bidding....lets talk for the funny.....it's starting to get boring here..... :(
 
Hey, I always come up with the ideas! It's someone elses turn now!
*points to everyone else*
Yeah! I'm talking to you!
 
Two cows are sitting on a hill.

One says, "Hey bill, have you heard of this Mad Cow desease? Are you worried?"

The other replies, "Why the heck would i care? Im a helecopter!"

Haha. I like that one. Its my favorite. Its.... my presssssoussssssss.
 
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