The Comedians Club

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Mystical Mewtwo said:
still takeing pictures

"Why is it that something always happens to someones pants on this thread?!"

goes to get a taylor
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It's tailor hehe.
*rubs chin* I don't know, ask Phantom Angel!
Hey!
*takes camera and gets pictures developed*
....ah! Looking good!.....hey! I didn't know you took that picture!....good times hehe...
 
No, silly, im getting my good friend taylor who is a tailor.

Duh!! geez :D :D

Hm.. thers one of scot, thers one of 100mar, thers one of both of you in a aligator, thers one of ally (scot: OPS! Sorry, that ones mine), thers one of 100mar with only a 1/2 a pants on, thers one of my foot, thers one of scots foot, aly and scott kissing at ther wedding, my foot again...
 
*takes the wedding picture away* how did you get those! i dont remember invitin you to the weddin! :P
 
Sapphire Latios said:
*takes the wedding picture away* how did you get those! i dont remember invitin you to the weddin! :P
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*Looks at wedding picture and swipes it out of Scott's hands*
There I am! I'm...the best man!...no just kidding hehe,....I'd probably be the janitor, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta clean it!......I'm not loved enough to get a better position hehe. Oh well!
*gets mop and bucket and begins washing the alligator*
 
Uh oh.. More randomness!!! Eeeeek! *crahes into tree* O.o;; Whoah.. that was highly unexpected of me.. o.O;;

*gets burned*
 
*walks up in a Paul Bunyan suit*
Says in gruff voice: Thanks for shakin' up that tree CaRtOON.....I've been after this one for a long time...it always seems to leaf....hehe leaf......whelp
*pulls up stockings and spits in his hands*
.......ew.....time to cut this tree down!
*starts swinging axe at the tree Mystical Mewtwo is in while woodsmen come and play a song on violins and triangles*
TIIIMMMBBBEEERRRRRR!!
*tree falls down*
......where's that ox!....if he doesn't come soon he'll meet my axe!...hehe ox, axe.....corny....
 
AHHHHH!!
*Falls out of fallen tree*

Darn!!! i was getting such good pictures too! :P

*Strokes imaginary beard*

hmm...

*grabs some trianges*
*begins to bang them randomly, without order, so horribly which is hard to do on triangles*
 
*Orlando Bloom comes up with a stick and starts beating MM2 with it* stop spyin on my wedding you stalker! *throws him in 100marios' alligator* :laugh:
 
*Alligator starts aeting MM2*
alligator in a muffled voice: Oando Boom! You a leolas! Can I hav yo autogra?
Orlando Bloom: This thread is old....very old.....filled with dopiness....and stupidity.....*looks around*
alligator: 100mari appoache!
Me: Would ya look at that! Their fast friends!
*walks up to Orlando Bloom*
Me: Pssh! Hey! You better leave quick before any of the girls realize you're here!
Orlando Bloom: Yes! What a perfectly balanced plan!
alligator: Tha no Lotr!
Orlando Bloom: The eye of the alligator is pulsing!
 
*Scott and Ally are getting married again without MM2 knowing*

goes to a psychitrist
Psychiritrist: Now Tell me vat you see *holds up an ink blot*
Scott: Hmm...i see a castle, a huge moat, a fire breathing dragon, some angry villagers and...a honey baked ham! :P
 
Sapphire Latios said:
*Scott and Ally are getting married again without MM2 knowing*

goes to a psychitrist
Psychiritrist: Now Tell me vat you see *holds up an ink blot*
Scott: Hmm...i see a castle, a huge moat, a fire breathing dragon, some angry villagers and...a honey baked ham! :P
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*psychiatrist looks puzzled and looks at ink blot himself*
...hm........oh......boy! You are.......Genius!
*switches position with Scott and lays down on the couch while putting his
hand over his head*
It all started....when I vas just a little boy.....
Hehe....
 
hmm...how does that make you feel? *gets a coke and sets it on Jordans forehead while eating pizza*
 
Phyciatrist: Now, what do you see?

*Holds up ink blob*

Scott: Aly!

"How bout now?" *another ink blob*

"ALy!!"

"Hmm... How bout now?" *another ink blob*

"ALy!!"

"How bout now?" *holds up picture of aly*

Scott: "Uhhhh..... ummm... :D :P
 
her name isnt Aly its Ally! :laugh:

*looks at the picture of Ally* its on the tip of my tounge...um...a supermodel???
 
A supermodel? Are you sure?
*looks at Ally's pic*
........hot dog!
*whistles while eating a hot dog*
.....these hot dogs are great!
*whistles again* Hehe.....
 
XD
NOT THE LOTR ALLIGATOR!!!!*runs away screaming*
 
Yuna said:
XD
NOT THE LOTR ALLIGATOR!!!!*runs away screaming*
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Alligator: No!! Yuna come back!! We haven't finished our date yet!
I will take you too the movies!....however, I do not know the way!....I want you to help me!
*alligator runs after her*
Me: What a cute (yet rather odd) couple!
*starts to push Orlando Bloom out of the Comedians Club*
Me: Better start leavin'!
*Orlando Bloom looks at Yuna*
OB: She runs as if the very whips of her master were behind her!
Me: No...it's just the alligator!....hehe....
 
Sapphire Latios said:
her name isnt Aly its Ally! :laugh:

*looks at the picture of Ally* its on the tip of my tounge...um...a supermodel???
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Yes, but if i typed ALLY, then id have to lift my finger ALL THE WAY Up and then back down for annother L!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Supermodel?! Let me see?!
What a babe!!!
*pigs walks up*
No, not the pic, that pig over there! :laugh:
Wow! We could stay here for hours and make up puns about ally being pritty!

hmmm... :laugh: :laugh:
 
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