The Comedians Club

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Yes, but if i typed ALLY, then id have to lift my finger ALL THE WAY Up and then back down for annother L!!!
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You're lazy too?! Nobody outlazies CaRtOON!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA--*Snooooore*

*dies of sleeping problems*
 
i like mayoniase...*gets shocked by the zappy thing that MM2 uses to wake people up* @#$#%$#$#%$???!!! *hits MM2 over the head with a salami and goes back to sleep*
 
*grabs a cart of Deli meats and begins to smack MM2 with them*
........I can cause pain too right?....oh a smoked ham!
*whack*
.......Sausage!
*smash*
....balogna! (I think that's right hehe)
*smack*
...turkey!
*gobble*
hehe....so many choices, it's hard to pick just one!
*throws the whole cart over his head*
 
TOO MUCH DELI MEAT!!!
(and a turkey hehe)

Umm... do u mean the zapy thing from the Crush Thread?

*is covered in deli meats and everything else 100mar threw and dumped on him*

Alligator: I love deli meats! And turkies! And everything your covered in!

MM2: AHHHH! NOT AGAIN!!!! *swallowed*
 
*pats alligator on the back*
Tsk, tsk.....now we all know you're eating because you're bored!
*alligator looks at him ferociously*
eh....hehe, alligators don't eat humans unless someone feeds them hehe......
*gulp*
*begins to run but the alligator already swallows him*
.......ahh! Mystical Mewtwo!
*looks around and sees Lotr posters and the movie on tv*
......nice place ya got here!
*grabs a random deli meat and begins to watch the movie*
 
*Watches movie with 100martilini pastas*

"Mr. Frodo!"
"Sam!"
"Mr. Frodo, the ring!"
"Sam!"
"Oh, frodo!"
"Sam!"
and so on :laugh:

"so, whats ther to do around here?"

100martilini pastas: "I know! lets play tennis with that dagiliy thing in the throat!"

serve, set, spike...
 
*grabs throat thing and begins punching it with boxing gloves*
*In a Sweddish accent*
Yah! I am so big! Look at my muscles! You should have seen me punching that tooth, I vas awesome!
*punches it over to Mystical Mewtwo* Hehe...
 
u know im going to call u 100martilini pastas from now on, right? just a heads up :laugh:

Aliigator: what is that?.... uhhggg... my stomache.... *blech*

Yeah! Were free!

*thinks deeply*

HOLD ON! I LEFT MY TV IN YOUR STOMACHE!!!!! :laugh:
 
Mystical Mewtwo said:
u know im going to call u 100martilini pastas from now on, right? just a heads up :laugh:

Aliigator: what is that?.... uhhggg... my stomache.... *blech*

Yeah! Were free!

*thinks deeply*

HOLD ON! I LEFT MY TV IN YOUR STOMACHE!!!!! :laugh:
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*smiles and gives him the thumbs up* I don't know what martilini pastas are, but I give you the heads up! Heads up, seven up!

*Gets up weakly after being spat out*
ew.........let me back inside! Hehe...
*trys to open the alligator's mouth, but it doesn't budge*
Me: Let me in there! That place was cool!
alligator: You can't go in me 100marios....not this time!
*gives a blank expression and falls over because of lotr quote*
 
martalini is a tomato sause. If you dont know what pasta is, my italien side will have to kill you :laugh:

*shoots out of aligator with TV*

run for your life!!

*alligator runs out after us*

*shocks alligator with the shockythings*

Alligator: Wow! that was uwehfyawegywfe!
 
*grabs zappy thinigie and zaps the alligator over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!*
 
*sings* i love you,you love me!we're a happy family!with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,won't you say i love you too! :laugh:


:P
 
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I love you too! But you hate me! Let's get together and kill Ernie! xD

Learned that from 3rd grade O.o;

Cute piccie, Yun-Yun! Made it yourself? ^_^

*gets killed by Ernie*
 
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Alligator: No!! Yuna come back!! We haven't finished our date yet!
I will take you too the movies!....however, I do not know the way!....I want you to help me!
*alligator runs after her*
Me: What a cute (yet rather odd) couple!
*starts to push Orlando Bloom out of the Comedians Club*
Me: Better start leavin'!
*Orlando Bloom looks at Yuna*
OB: She runs as if the very whips of her master were behind her!
Me: No...it's just the alligator!....hehe....
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me:NO!i'll never go on a date with you again evil lotr fan alligator from heck!go back to the everglades!and take the tv with you!
alligator:bu-bu-but............WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!*hides in a corner and bawls his eyes out*
yuna's best friend from school: Orlando blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!@_@ *drools*
me:no!stay away from the famous actor that you think is hot!*grabs OB and kicks him out of the comedians club*
yuna's friend: :\ MEANIE!!!
me:oh yeah,and as for you.............GO PLAY WITH YOUR DOG!!!!*kicks her out*there!much better!the peace and quiet of CC is back!
alligator:*starts crying again*Why don't you like me
?!
me:cuz your an alligator.and evil,stupid lotr fan alligator.
.::TO BE CONTINUED::.

XD
 
I hate you, you hate me, lets chase Barney up a tree, you grab the matches ill grab the gass, then we'll blow up Barneys A$$!!! hahahahahahahaha!!! *foams at the mouth and has a seizure*
 
*takes a bopping stick and bops Scott's head*
Hey! Those kind of poems are forbidden!
*chases Scott up a tree and starts a fire at the bottom*
.......hmm, well this is oddly familiar!
*Smokey the Bear comes and points to all the PC members*
Only you! Can prevent forest fires! *puts it out*
Me:.....um, this is a Comedian Club fire? It's not re-
SB: Only you! Can prevent Comedian Club fires!
*runs off to his jeep*
Hehe.
 
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