The Comedians Club

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yay!my 70th post!:D

o-o that was random
 
Smokey the bear? oh ya..him..I used to think 'prevent' meant like 'start' so I was always. "Why do I want to start forest fires?' Its all in good fun!

XD
 
Smokey: Only you can prevent forest fires! Try to prevent them!
Sapphire: Um... well, ok *gets out a flamethrower* if you say so smokey.
Smokey: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PREVENT!
Sapphire: OK OK! *begins to burn a tree* Jeez, happy now?
Smokey: ARE YOU INSANE?! WHAT IS THIS, OPPOSITE DAY?!
Sapphire: What are you TALKING ABOUT?! IM preventing FOREST FIRES! JEEZ!

:D :D :P
 
WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

200th POST BABY! YEA! RUFF!

*takes famethrower and burns himself*

*realizes that he is burning and goes to the hospital*
Quick, nurse! Im on fire! Can you help?
Nurse: please take a number and sit down.
WHAT?! Im on FIRE!
Nurse: Yourng man, TAKE A NUMBER AND A SEAT.
FINE! *takes number 424* What number are we on?
Intercom: Number 3, please, Number 3
*imagine me doing a anime style fall while burning*
 
con..gratulations? hehee! Ohkay..my sister just went to the store and said she'd buy my a candy bar...I want her to come back! *pouts*
 
Hey Christmas is past but.....(christmas...past....hehe)
*talks in Santa's voice*
You better not pout!
*laughs while holding stomach*
 
Well after counting, i conclude that 100marios has said hehe a total of 747 times and pretended to be someone else; including santa clause, the easter bunny, and bill clinton, a total of 115 times.

Scott has only had 5 posts w/o :P

100kenshin threatens, or does, kill someone in a post 543 times.

MM2 is just plain crazy a record of 24/7
 
Now I feel ashamed that I didn't keep track of that myself! Hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe.....(hehe hehe hehe hehe)
*hehe hehe hehe hehe*
Ah, these hehe's never get old for me!
...I acted like bill clinton? and the easter bunny?...don't remember that hehe.
I did act like Arnold Scwar..uh...the terminator! And a Scottish man, and Rocky! and the guy who massages the boxers! And Steve Martin! (sorta hehe)
And Legolas! And Aragorn! and the Crocodile Hunter!
*tries to think of more*
hehe hehe hehe hehe.....
 
oh..my? 0.o you do that. Sure. okay.
good bye.
Hello.
No.

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have you ever talked to yourself? XD have yuh?
 
Wow! A record of hehe's! What does he win?

Audience: 1000 points and a trip to disney world! YAY!

Thats right, free acomidation thanks to SCOTT! Thats right, Scott's house is the perfect place to crash for the night! We sneak into his house everynight! Dont worry, he sleeps soundly! For entertainment, you can hear his singing of "I wana be a master!" in the Shower! ITs not recomended that you go in there, tho, unless your name is ally! :P

And you also win alot of bad food, cooked by SCOTT'S MOM! Thats right, scotts mom!
 
Umm...who stickied this?

This doesn't really need to be stickied at all, it does have a big post count but that's not a reason to stick it...

Scott if it was you I'll be PO'd...

~UNSTUCK

sorry I have nothing funny to say but...umm...hmm

PHLARK!?!?
 
fear it!o.o

I'm a lepprachan!I'm a leprachan!I'm a leprachan!I'm a leprachan!I'm a leprachan!I'm a leprachan!I'm a leprachan!

I've been saying that all day 0.o
 
*Irish accent*
Ay! You be a leprachan? The famous creature who says they have a pot o' gold at the end of their rainbow?
*Yuna nods*
.....Oh that's nice........give me that gold!
*chases after Yuna*
 
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Ay! I be saying that wrong!.....sorry hehe.
That's your lucky charms, they're magically ambitious!..I mean, they're magically ham n' fishes!...that's not right....they're magically nutricious!....yeah!....I don't think they're that nutritious though.
......they're magically delicious! There we go!....they're not THAT good either hehe.
 
Mystical Mewtwo said:
*pulls out notepad* ok thats two more hehe's for mario...

If you SEE a lepricon, you get 1 wish. If you Touch a leprocon, you get two. If you kiss, its three.

*goes to go kiss yuna*
Ay! I got an idea! How about if I repeatedly put the laddie..er lassie.....up and down so I can ge a lot of wishes? Sounds like a good idea to me!
*continues to chase after Yuna*
I don't kiss bearded girls! Hehe.....
 
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