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The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

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Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.*Turns page* Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.
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Mal:Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?
Zoe:Big damn heroes, sir. ​
Mal:Ain't we just!

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She's making a little bit of Sense. About 1/38186 of her Posts do, mind you.

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Mal:Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find but it was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.(to Simon) Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous." ​
Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

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Inara: "So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress?" ​
Mal: "Tactics, woman! Needed her in the back. 'Sides, them soft cotton dresses feel kind of nice. There's a whole airflow." ​
Inara: "And you would know that because...?" ​
Mal: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery." ​
Inara: "Best keep it that way. I withdraw the question."

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"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

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There's nothing to talk about here today. ;-;
 
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Then let's make something to talk about. Wrong Number. 1 Behind.

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Mal: "You wanna tell me how come there's a statue of you here, looking at me like I owe him something?"
Jayne: "Wishin' I could, Captain."
Mal: "No, seriously, Jayne, you want to tell me--?"
Jayne: "Look, Mal, I got no ruttin' idea. I was here a few years back, like I said. Pulled a second-story, stole a lot of scratch from the magistrate up on the hill. But things went way south. I had to hightail it. They don't...put you on a pedestal in town square for that."
Mal: "Yeah, but I'm looking at some fair compelling evidence says they do."
Simon: (staring at the statue) "This must be what going mad feels like."
Jayne: "Uh, hey, I got a idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic 'til I get pinched by the man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work, and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day. How's that?"



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Increasingly Eerie-Ass Day? Elaborate!

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Mal: "So, that's where the little 'Jayne Day Celebration' we got planned comes in. Should give us enough time to get the goods back onto Serenity."
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?"
Mal: "You better laugh when you say that."
Jayne: "No really, Mal, I mean, maybe there's something to this. The Mudders? I think I really made a difference in their lives. You know -- me, Jayne Cobb."
Mal: "I know your name, jackass."


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Point taken. 2 People talking for a Long time, you'd think they'd know each other's Names.

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Book: "What are we up to, sweetheart?"
River: "Fixing your Bible."
Book: "I, um...(alarmed)...what?"
River: "Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense." (she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages)
Book: "No, no. You - you can't...
River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."
Book: "Really?"
River: "We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat." (rips out page)


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The Lord is Angry at your Desecration of his Bedtime Book.

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If you've played Mystery Dungeon 2, you know that I think of you as Slakoth and/or Slowpoke: Zero Motivation!

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