The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

[Tater Tot]

41925.

I have a poem about eating healthier. It's sort of rude, though. XD

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Poems aren't nearly disturbing.

Apart from Education For Leisure by Carol Ann Duffy.

11926 + 30000.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I haven't read a good poem in ages.
41927.

 

[Tater Tot]

41928.

Mine isn't that good. It's just really weird.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Carol Ann Duffy is a professional though, you shouldn't compare yourself to her.
41929.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Carol Ann Duffy is an idiot[?] if you ask me.

Even though I never did go to poetry live.

11930 + 30000.

 

[Tater Tot]

41931.

When did I ever compare myself to Carol Ann Duffy? o_O Although, I don't know who the heck she is. XD

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Reading her poems is what made yr11 English more fun. xD
41932.

 

[Tater Tot]

41933.

It doesn't take that for me to think of a poem.

This is the count to infinity
There are showers in the vicinity. XD

It's true! :O

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

That isn't a poem, that's a quick way to get killed.
41934.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

You know what I love?

Hitcher. It's so violent and amazing.

In fact, Simon Armitage is generally amazing.

I'd been tired, under
the weather, but the ansaphone kept screaming.
One more sick-note. mister, and you're finished. Fired.
I thumbed a lift to where the car was parked.
A Vauxhall Astra. It was hired.

I picked him up in Leeds.
He was following the sun to west from east
with just a toothbrush and the good earth for a bed. The truth,
he said, was blowin' in the wind,
or round the next bend.

I let him have it
on the top road out of Harrogate -once
with the head, then six times with the krooklok
in the face -and didn't even swerve.
I dropped it into third

and leant across
to let him out, and saw him in the mirror
bouncing off the kerb, then disappearing down the verge.
We were the same age, give or take a week.
He'd said he liked the breeze

to run its fingers
through his hair. It was twelve noon.
The outlook for the day was moderate to fair.
Stitch that, I remember thinking,
you can walk from there.

11935 + 30000.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

You keep reminding me of my English class. xD
The peppermint nightmare was based from that I think. o.o'
41936.

 

[Tater Tot]

41937.

I know it's not a poem, it was a joke. XD

 

[Ivysaur]

That isn't a poem, that's a quick way to get killed.
41934.

That post definitely made my day XDD

41938

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Well I hate the way people think rhyming = a poem.
41939.

 

[Ivysaur]

Sadly, that's too common :x

41940

 

[Tater Tot]

41941.

I know it wasn't a poem. I did it as a joke. XD

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Some jokes are harmful to the environment.
41942.

 

[Gabri]

And again, TCTI is inactive. What's with y'all?

41943

 

[Gummy]

41944.

We are nothing without The Nica.