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The count to infinity (Remember NOT to bypass the four-word limit!) v2.0

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When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
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Jess acts as if she doesn't care but she does.
 
I'm on my feet for about ten minutes before the cops kick them out from under me. They don't ask me any questions. They just keep knocking the crap out of me and waving a confession in my face. And I keep spitting blood all over it and laughing at how many fresh copies they come up with. Then along comes this worm assistant district attorney who turns the recorder off and says if I don't sign their confession, they'll kill my mom. I break his arm in three places and I sign it.
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I love me... Yes I do... Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss I do. :D
 
Wasn't the problem everyone loved you and left you in a pile of bodily fluids?
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My IRL friend confused me... damn... whatever she is. XD;
 
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I know when I'm not wanted...

And I'm not, Aizuke is. XDD
 
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[SIZE=-1]Results 1 - 10 of about 526,000,000 for orange[/SIZE]
 
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