Weatherman Kiyoshi
~Having one of THOSE days
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- Fish Spaghetti Town
- Seen May 19, 2016
The sad thing is, I could totally imagine you doing that. xD
INORITE?!
Senario:
Batman: YOU REIN OF TERROR ENDS NOW!
Superman: Show yourself!
GayTyphlosionSexinator: SO, YOU'VE FOUND MY SECRET LAIR!
Batman: WHERE ARE ALL THE SEXY GAY MALE TYPHLOSIONS, VILLIAN?!
GayTyphlosionSexinator: Oh, there all cozy waiting for me! But, how to finish you off, I wonder?
Superman: Think twice about that!
GayTyphlosionSexinator: Superman, are you a virgin?
Superman: Um..... no?
GayTyphlosionSexinator: OH! What was her name?
Superman: Cassandra Wayne.
Batman: Wait, you nailed my sister?
Superman: it was a one night stand thing! I doubt she even knew it was me! I mean, I WAS WEARING MY SUPER DISGUISE GLASSES AND SUIT!
Batman: WERE YOU WEARING A CONDOM?!
Superman: Er, you know your nefew Ricky?
Batman: You've got to be kidding me.
GayTyphlosionSexinator: Wow, you got her PREGNANT?!
Superman: It was totally by accident! I didn'y even mean to have sex with her!
Batman: YOU BASTARD! *Bat grenade*
Superman: Calm down! Batman were teammates here!
GayTyphlosionSexinator: Let's just all calm down here. Now Superman, how did it happen?
Superman: Well, Cassandra had one of fetishes. Large Funbags.
Batman: D:<
GayTyphlosionSexinator: Hm..... And batman, do you have any fetishes?
Batman: what?
GayTyphlosionSexinator: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Batman: Well, I have one, but it's a gay one.
Superman: Aren't you heterosexual?
Batman: Yes.
Superman: Oh.
GayTyphlosionSexinator: TELL ME MOAR, TELL ME MOAR!
Gay Typhlosion: We're ready!
GayTyphlosionSexinator: Oh, there's my que. talk this out among yourselfs.
Superman: So..... gay fetish? *chuckle*
Batman: OH YOU SISTER DOING MoFo!
*Epic battle*
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