The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

[Her]

I bet Kwesi was one of the zombies in Dawn of the Dead.

lol raspberry poop tablets

 

[X-626]

I'm a somewhat religious person, but even I find Lightningism to be pretty funny.
I got beaten. Kwesi? I only recognize that name because of the FAQ. (I read it enough.)

 

[Netto Azure]

Jorfe was writing my bible once. I think he got bored.

*Head-desk*

Is that right? Some would say that it's blasphemy that your bible didn't float down from the heavens. XD

 

[Her]

I say it's blasphemy if you block Libra on MSN.

 

[Sublime]

I remember when Kwesi logged in a couple months back..
He was flooded with VM's xD

 

[Cherrim]

I think you were my janitor, sry2say. :(

 

[Her]

Theres more than one pope?

 

[Cherrim]

Wait no. TRIFORCE89 was the pope. Andy was a bishop or something.

edit: Oh. Then. Um. I have no clue what you were. :(

 

[Ryoutarou]

Wait no. TRIFORCE89 was the pope. Andy was a bishop or something.

edit: Oh. Then. Um. I have no clue what you were. :(

Andy was the bishop, Triff was the pop, Cowcow was the blind girl asking for money and Jake was the pope.

So says the bible.

 

[Aegis]

Oh yeeeeah, I was the janitor who kept distracting people. I totes forgot about that.

 

[Cherrim]

Triffy the pop. I like it.

Haha, the excerpts from your bible are still up on that LJ community. Lightningists or whatever. XD;

 

[Sylphiel]

Andy was the bishop, Triff was the pop, Cowcow was the blind girl asking for money and Jake was the pope.

So says the bible.

Heeeeey, I know I need new glasses but you don't have to rub it in like that. ;-; Mean.

 

[Her]

Pop can mean father, pope is some old wrinkly person who dies all the time.

 

[Ryoutarou]

Triffy the pop. I like it.

Haha, the excerpts from your bible are still up on that LJ community. Lightningists or whatever. XD;

You should totally post those excerpts here. *too lazy to get them* ...and I should finish the bible one day, twas a fun write. :O

Heeeeey, I know I need new glasses but you don't have to rub it in like that. ;-; Mean.

But...you get free money! =D Sure, it's only pennies that people throw at you out of pity, but it works.

Care to explain what's the difference between a pop and a pope?

It's far too complicated and would take hours upon hours of mind breaking and long words.

 

[Netto Azure]

https://community.livejournal.com/lightningists/

It's a wonder that the LJ died but the religion thrived. XD

Now did the Lord say, "First thou unsheathest the holy staff, the Wiimote. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then shall play with the holy Wiimote and swipe in the direction of the demon, who, being naughty in my sight, shall be destroyed with a might PWAK and all shall partake in the meal of the holy FISH." Wii Wars 7: 3-5

 

[Her]

https://community.livejournal.com/lightningists/

It's a wonder that the LJ died but the religion thrived. XD

When I googled Lightningism, it sorta came up with porn.

Must be my 'no safe-search' preferences + NZ google.

NZ always has to put the sheep in porn.

 

[Ryoutarou]

https://community.livejournal.com/lightningists/

It's a wonder that the LJ died but the religion thrived. XD

Thank you. I love myself, so much right now, more than I ever have.

 

[GunSaberSeraph]

I can imagine the prayer services now:

You kneel in front of a picture Sho Minamimoto and begin to burn incense. You then say the following as you draw a lightning bolt on the back of your hand:

Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owners Approach. Praise be to Lightning.

Wow. I should stop now before I anger someone up above.

 

[Jack O'Neill]

You should totally post those excerpts here. *too lazy to get them* ...and I should finish the bible one day, twas a fun write. :O

Finish writing it, so I may pick it apart and highlight the various contradictions.

 

[Cherrim]

And when you're really lazy, you just have to recite SOHCAHTOA and all is well.

...FOIL works too.