Alakazam17
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Wanna teach me how to make igloos and play hockey and domesticate polar bears to be household pets? xD
Regarding igloos:
You wait until night, when it's coldest. Then you take snow and put it into these brick-making devices from Canadian Tire. You then mix in maple syrup and voila! Igloo-making material. Now do this several hundred more times and you can finally begin building. =D
Regarding hockey:
In order to play hockey, you need a couch, a bag of Cheetos, and a television with cable equipped. XD
Regarding polar bears:
Best to get one as a little cub, otherwise they can be more trouble than they're worth. It's not too different from a dog, really, except you use salmon & seal flavoured foods. Also make sure they stay clear of the Coca-Cola; it's like heroine to them. =O