The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

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No, I believe in God, I just don't think that everything in the bible is true, or even still relevant.
 
Forever said:
Taking it that you two are athiests?

Though I believe Darwinism is more probable than Adam and Eve now :x How did Cain find a wife when there were only four people on the Earth? Scrap that, three.
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It's all a bunch of mambo jumbo lol, we were watching a film in biology on how and why the germs in the water evolved, it convinced me that humans evolved from creatures from the sea.

(Germs= Einfrumungar then the einfrumungar gather all in a group and formed a fjölfrumung)
 
Twilight Sky said:
If that was the case than we would've had some means to breathe underwater and wouldn't need the help of oxygen tanks and other underwater gear.
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Evolution doesn't work that way. Once humans got used to the land, they didn't need gills anymore.
 
Twilight Sky said:
If that was the case than we would've had some means to breathe underwater and wouldn't need the help of oxygen tanks and other underwater gear.
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Not necessarily. I mean, according to Darwinism humans once had tails, but because we had no need for help with balancing, we eventually evolved into beings who didn't have tails. Could be the same for fish-human people.

Haraken said:
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See, Jorfe and I get along in the new movie. It just so happens to be the ending sequence after Jorfe frees me from a Maximum Security prison. :3
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What are you talking about? I thought we agreed that you would set someone on fire to get the security guard's attention and as soon as the guard opens the door to help the prisoner who's on fire, you bash him with a book and rush to the rendezvous point with Jorfe!
 
Twilight Sky said:
If that was the case than we would've had some means to breathe underwater and wouldn't need the help of oxygen tanks and other underwater gear.
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I was talking about Protista. At least I think that is the correct English word.

GunSaberSeraph said:
Evolution doesn't work that way. Once humans got used to the land, they didn't need gills anymore.
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Yes, excatly, the smallest bone in our body, the one in our ear (Hamar, Ýstað and one other), it's original function was to control the gills of an fish, then it evolved, fins turned into small feats, and the creatures devolped lungs and were able to breath oxygen, and with the time the all evolved into different things, reptiles, then the reptiles turned into birds, and some of the creatures turned into the direction of humans.
 
Haraken said:
Hush, you're discrediting Jorfe. D;
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But of course, in order for your prison sentence to be at a minimum if you were to ever be caught by the police again, Jorfe has to burn down a McDonald's or something and shoot an innocent person. Then when the trial comes around you can say that Jorfe kidnapped you and that you didn't really want to escape at all!
 
Forever said:
Taking it that you two are athiests?

Though I believe Darwinism is more probable than Adam and Eve now :x How did Cain find a wife when there were only four people on the Earth? Scrap that, three.
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Within that era of the bible, people lived for hundreds of years, there was a pretty big gap of time after Cain killed Able, so Adam and Eve could have likely had more children within that. (I'm not 100% on this, but not all of Adam and Eve's children were talked about within the bible)

Of course I could be totally wrong, I haven't read the bible in a while.

Hush, you're discrediting Jorfe. D;
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No no, his idea is pretty cool too.
 
Paris Hilton said:
Imagine if we were originally mermaids, instead of fish.
mermaids <33333
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Yes just imagine, still we were not mermaids, tho I wonder if there are any real mermaids out there.

Or did HC. Andersen just create them, when he created the little mermaid, the story happened in Denmark, so if there are any mermaids they must be in the Atlantic ocean.
 
Twilight Sky said:
We could still have tails through mutation.

Though I wonder how often that really happens.
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We have tails when we are unborn in the first stages of pregnancy we look like one of the things we evolved from, it was in the movie.:)

Who has seen Shallow Hall, his friend had a tail. xD
 
I'm imagining myself with a tail now.

Thanks a lot. :<
 
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If it was due to incest then Noah wasn't perfect.
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Noah came before Moses, incest wasn't considered vile until the time of Moses, and then, I believe, it was only considered to be such between close relatives. Marrying a close relative for life was well within God's law at the time.
Haraken said:
I remember filming the alternate ending.

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You are my bestest friend ever. :D
 
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Having a tail would be awesome.. cleaning it, however, wouldn't be. :(
 
Paris Hilton said:
I have a question;

How the hell did God think that Adam and Eve were going to populate the Earth?
Incest?
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My thoughts exactly! I've always been thinking about that.
Are you the other half of my mind? :shocked:

What's even more confusing is that the New Testament only describes Adam and Eve having two sons and no daughters.
To make it even more confusing, one of the sons killed his brother, leaving only one son! I need an explanation...
 
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Guillermo said:
Having a tail would be awesome.. cleaning it, however, wouldn't be. :(
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There would be automatic tail cleaning machines, of course. I imagine that people would pimp out their tails with bells, and ribbons and the such.
 
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