The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

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People will still buy, they'll just go without food and stuff to have it. Nicotine is about the same addiction level as cocaine :\
 
Well, if you believe something relieves stress, it usually will. :( Never underestimate the placebo effect. *can definitely relate to her* v_v
 
What relieves the stress is that her "pleasure" areas of her brain are wired now so they only respond when she feeds them nicotine. That's what the drug does.
 
She's not entirely sure what we're doing today, she just knows it needs to be done, so she keeps coming in to check progress and ask questions. :(

And no I don't. ;_; Tempted to give her a stick of gum though, lmfao. Would that be too obvious?
 
Lightning said:
She's not entirely sure what we're doing today, she just knows it needs to be done, so she keeps coming in to check progress and ask questions. :(

And no I don't. ;_; Tempted to give her a stick of gum though, lmfao. Would that be too obvious?
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She doesn't know what's going on? .. *laugh*
Do you have a door to lock? ..

'What's the gum for?'
'Ohh, nothing..'
 
Not as obvious and leaping on her face and forcing mints into her gaping maw.
 
Cubicle, so no door. :C

Which really doesn't explain why I don't make more of an effort to hide the browser window that eternally seems to be open on my monitor. XD;
 
When I was doing office work; I always volunteered to have the windowless cubicle so I could have my monitor facing the wall and keeping my private stuff private XD
 
I used to sit there and write erotic online roleplay D:
 
A noble cause but not exactly what you were hired to do, I'm sure. :(

But that's okay, my doodles on the back of unneeded invoices aren't much better.

edit: omg lol apparently we just signed on a male strip club to deliver to. :] Can't wait to hear the drivers argue over which one has to do that route ahaha.
 
Lightning said:
A noble cause but not exactly what you were hired to do, I'm sure. :(

But that's okay, my doodles on the back of unneeded invoices aren't much better.

edit: omg lol apparently we just signed on a male strip club to deliver to. :] Can't wait to hear the drivers argue over which one has to do that route ahaha.
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You should totally do the drive!

The Jack of Hearts said:
I wonder what your boss would have thought if (s)he knew...
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They'd have fap'd/schlick'd furiously. I'm a awesome smut writer.
 
Lightning said:
Oh man I totally would.

You know, if I could drive. Or lift 50L kegs of beer.

... :(
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So..get a man to do the driving and unloading; and you can be the "face" of the drive :D

Twitter is baaaa~aaaack!
 
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