The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

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Poker Face said:
My friend's THE Chuck Norris. Clearly he and I both win.
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I have 2 Chuck posters on my wall each with 20 jokes. One of my favorites "How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? All of it." XD
 
Roku said:
I do not see the point in Chuck Norris. :3
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THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION.

Only a list of species Chuck Norris allows to live. :D

In other words, the point is mainly Chuck Norris jokes. :3
 
Yeah, I don't see the point of Chuck Norris jokes either. D:

Perhaps it is because I am British, and therefore have a British sense of humour. Fork handles. -gigglesnort-
 
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't own a stone, oven or microwave because revenge is a dish best served cold.

XD
 
. A k u R o k u . said:
Pirates aren't so good at the whole... Incognito thing. D: Y'know. Wooden legs and parrots, kinda ruins the whole 'mysterious' thing when all you can hear is thunk, squawk, thunk, squawk. D:
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Neither are cowboys with their giant hats and herds of bulls, but C.N can still roundhouse kick a guy as good as anyone else.


Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
 
Roku said:
Perhaps it is because I am British, and therefore have a British sense of humour. Fork handles. -gigglesnort-
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I tend to be able to appreciate both British and American style humour. :3
 
Oh wow.. I thought Chuck Norris jokes were just old now :/..

What about the flying spaghetti monster? Has anyone but me ever heard of that (official) religion?
 
Citrinin said:
;_____;

No Charlie the Unicorn? DDDD:
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I just... Don't understand it. ;-;

Kura said:
Oh wow.. I thought Chuck Norris jokes were just old now :/..

What about the flying spaghetti monster? Has anyone but me ever heard of that (official) religion?
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YES THEY ARE. o: -glad you agree-

Um... I think so? I don't follow it though. D:

And to Poker Face, yes. Hairy legs + skirts =/= attractive, unless you are Scottish. In that case, your skirt becomes a kilt.
 
. A k u R o k u . said:
I just... Don't understand it. ;-;



YES THEY ARE. o: -glad you agree-

Um... I think so? I don't follow it though. D:

And to Poker Face, yes. Hairy legs + skirts =/= attractive, unless you are Scottish. In that case, your skirt becomes a kilt.
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The religion of Pastafarianism

[PokeCommunity.com] The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'


Citrinin got it right :333


In other news I finally got a GOOD FREAKING PHONE. I changed my provider and I got bell now.. so I got like $400 off the Palm Pre. YAY FINALLY A GOOD PHONE IN YEARS <3
 
Kura said:
Oh wow.. I thought Chuck Norris jokes were just old now :/..

What about the flying spaghetti monster? Has anyone but me ever heard of that (official) religion?
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Yep. But so many people are ignorant of the FSM. They just didn't get touched by his noodly appendage. It turns out that in heaven, there are strippers and beer volcanoes.
 
I'm off now guys~

Exhausted from wandering around London all day. ;w;

Take care, see you all soon. ;D
 
Kura said:
In other news I finally got a GOOD FREAKING PHONE. I changed my provider and I got bell now.. so I got like $400 off the Palm Pre. YAY FINALLY A GOOD PHONE IN YEARS <3
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I only have a phone for emergencies, but it sucks. XD I couldn't use it full-time. :P
 
Poker Face said:
Bye, Roku~! ♥

That thing is creepy! ;___;
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You're going to pastafarian hell for that, y'know.
And I know the FSM is satire, but Scientology is even stupider and it's SERIOUS!
How can Tom Cruise be fooled- whoops never mind, it IS tom cruise. :/
 
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