The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

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_Dean_ said:
Tenth Avenue North. A Christian band. XD
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Never heard of it (though I work at a music/movie store).

Ok bad line is bad:

Bella: "What did your friends mean when he said that the Cullens never come here?"

Jacob: "You caught that huh?

I mean SHE WAS FREAKING RIGHT THERE WHEN THEY ORIGINALLY SAID THAT!!!
 
You don't like a lot of things, do you, Poker Face?
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The bad slidey (supposed to be too fast for the eyes) special effects of the vampires moving is burning my eyes...

ROFL!! I like how she made a point of it to buy the book (using google, no less). Despite the fact that there was a plathura of other links, probably saying the same thing, and were free...

EDIT: And they just happen to go to the city where the bookstore is, because they need to pick out dresses... how convenient...
 
I have this really strange pain on the skin of my back that feels like a zit, but there's nothing there and its beginning to annoy. T__T
 
:O What's this? I've actually stumbled upon a descent scene! That is, it is the one where Bella is about to be deflowered by 5 men, okay well just after, when she meets up with her friends again... And they see Edward, it was going well, until the acting appeared dull and fake again, but at least I did get to see one good scene.

Waaaaaaaaaaait??? Telepathy? Since when are Vampires telepathic? AND OMG HER MIND IS EMPTY!!!

"Your - hand - is - so - cold." I think I just heard a robot say that line...

:O Dramatic zoom on words that have to do with plot devices... oh wow... They must think the viewer has the brain a size of a peanut...

Cringe-worthy revealing of being a vampire scene, with unneeded 360 degree camera movement...

Gah and running up the hill or using a fast escalator?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

EDIT: Why must Bella be so bipolar?
 
_Dean_ said:
Feign, wtf are you watching that movie for? XD
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So I can have an educated opinion of it, and further laugh at it properly, if it ever arouse in conversation, then instead of spouting something a person who hasn't seen the movie, that I, in return could lambast it to hell for being irredeemably stupid...

EDIT: WT... Vampires can see the future now? Ugh...

Okay, well despite the fact that the guy is trying to sound hip or whatever, the guy in the wheel chair and perhaps Bella's father are the only good actors there are... Oh and look at that, they're adults...

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And the creepy- o-metre went up over 9000... "I like watching you sleep..."

Hmmm I like the bad guys better...

And :O DRAMATIC FERAL POSE EVERYONE!
 
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Since when does any movie give an educated opinion?
 
Most movies consist of people tripping over logs while being chashed by someone with an axe or any variation of an axe.
 
lol XD

Ugh:

Bella's Mom: You don't remember anything do you?

When Bella asks what happened... I mean that's a bit too convenient for her to say that, to pass it off, as nothing...

What the blah... what is a window doing at the bottom of the stairs and at a low enough level for someone to smash through?
 
My friend jumped into my window at the bottom of my stairs once. It was hilarious.
 
Lol XD

Okay, so I finally finished watching the movie and I think my eyes are now bleeding...

What I got from the ending: they could have reduced 4 books to 1, if he had bit her there at the prom place, or at least somewhere private...

I could just see the rest of the books being a push and pull with the odd conflict in the middle... Okay well all romance novels are bipolar... but still...

Also, not being sexist and all, but perhaps part of the reason the movie sucked was that the director and screenwriter were females... (that's not being sexist at all! *cough*) XD

EDIT: Well I can't give the women all the credit, the cinematography was by a guy, but his film bio is of movies that hardly gained acclaim, save for I am Sam.
 
Feign said:
Lol XD

Okay, so I finally finished watching the movie and I think my eyes are now bleeding...

What I got from the ending: they could have reduced 4 books to 1, if he had bit her there at the prom place, or at least somewhere private...

I could just see the rest of the books being a push and pull with the odd conflict in the middle... Okay well all romance novels are bipolar... but still...

Also, not being sexist and all, but perhaps part of the reason the movie sucked was that the director and screenwriter were females... (that's not being sexist at all! *cough*) XD

EDIT: Well I can't give the women all the credit, the cinematography was by a guy, but his film bio is of movies that hardly gained acclaim, save for I am Sam.
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This is all your fault for watching the film.

OH GOD YOU'RE MAKING WANT TO SEE HOW BAD IT IS!
 
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