The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[Lycanthropy]

...hit the pan. Luckily the handle is made of plastic. Still, you decide to cowardly...

 

[Meadow]

...dig a hole, believing that "real" lightning has no effect on "real" ground. This led to...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...building a guardian golem of loose earth: Regisand. Your newborn creation...

 

[Sopheria]

...whips up a sandstorm with its Sandstream ability! As a result...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...your eyes start hurting. Not having go-goggles in your possession, you...

 

[Meadow]

...try to make them out of plastic! However...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...the only plastic around is a plastic bag part of a Garbodor and...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

...A gaint angry...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...Togepi suddenly appeared out of nowhere. In its hands it held...

 

[Meadow]

...a mighty fishing rod! Upon seeing it, you...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...are unable to move out of fear. Togepi waves and says with a deep voice: "...

 

[Meadow]

..."I am the true god of this world! Forget Arceus!" In response, you...

 

[Johto Cheren]

...use Metronome, that leads to an explosion...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...which hurls you a few meters backwards. Too tired to get up, you're...

 

[Meadow]

...at the mercy of Togepi's supreme fishing rod! The Togepi...

 

[Johto Cheren]

....drops 100000000000000000000000000 Master Balls on your bag, but on the TM/HM pocket, causing...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...all your TMs and HMs to be captured by the Togepi. As its minions, they...

 

[Johto Cheren]

...use their moves against you, but as they are one-use only (because of the explosion), only the HMs survive...

 

[Meadow]

...and they start enslaving random Pokémon to become their own HM Slaves! After that, ...

 

[Sopheria]

...the Strength slaves get exhausted and fed up with their working conditions, so...