The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[Lycanthropy]

...your dance skills equal Kabutops's. Chatot finds this even funnier and...

 

[Meadow]

...decides to recruit you to a Pokémon Dance Guild! "Will you accept or decline?" After a long thought, you finally decide...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...to decline and spend the rest of your life living as a hermit, while...

 

[Meadow]

...still having to deal with various minor inconveniences (which keep this thread running), such as an annoying Zubat that...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...keeps spamming Supersonic and you can't run away from it. The easiest solution would be building...

 

[Meadow]

...a soundproof fort! You send out your Sandshrew to help gather supplies, but...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...it accidentally took a bite from its ice cream. To find new Pokémon...

Pokémon Trivia's Sandshrew death count increases by 1.

 

[Meadow]

^LOL

...you reluctantly caught that annoying Zubat! Despite no longer needing to build a fort, you still decide to hunt for supplies, so you...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...make a plan of five steps to quickly break into the PokéMart nearby. Step one would be...

 

[Meadow]

...screaming like a maniac in front of the store's window! Step two involves...

 

[Guardian]

...making a step forward and falling into Team Rocket's pitfall trap. You then realize you cant find your...

 

[Meadow]

...Poké Balls, which is really troublesome because you need them to...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...capture the pitfall trap to make it obey your commands and spit you back up. The only thing you can try now is...

 

[Meadow]

...dig deeper until you somehow end up in another region. You just realized that your Sandshrew was right next to you, so you asked it to...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...to reveal its secrets of being undead of some kind. Despite being unable to talk, Sandshrew...

 

[Meadow]

...somehow used telepathy to give you a message, saying that...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...it always wanted eternal life and therefore has sold his soul to Yveltal. Drawbacks were...

 

[Guardian]

...every ice cream he eats becomes poisoned so...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...a toxic veil lingers around it, wherever it comes, meaning...

 

[Meadow]

...you have a secret weapon that no enemy would ever suspect. You decided to test your Sandshrew's power against a top-secret...