The Everlasting Pokémon Journey

[Lycanthropy]

...it was trying to attack Darkrai with Psycho Boost. Darkrai got annoyed after a while and...

 

[Guardian]

...started annoying me, which he did by...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...humming weird melodies, causing...

 

[Meadow]

...the entire haunted house to explode, with Darkrai fainting as a result. You desperately dug through your bag to look for Poké Balls, but you only had one left! You...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...really need to catch Pokémon, so you'll have to be lucky. When you enter a room that probably used to be the kitchen...

 

[Meadow]

...you saw the fainted Darkrai, and you decided to take aim! You threw your only Poké Ball, and watched as...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...it appeared to be your own silhouette in a mirror. The PokéBall bounces back and...

 

[Squirrel]

... hits you in the face, making you dance uncontrollably until...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...it sucks you in. The ball wobbles a few times and...

 

[Meadow]

...much to your horror, the Poké Ball caught you! As you travel the inside of the Poké Ball, you...

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[Off-topic side note]

Spoiler:

... an Audino appears and starts dancing uncontrollably, whilst...

... magic Pokéball and begin to dance uncontrollably, whilst your...

... dance uncontrollably, attracting the attention of...

... dance around in top hats singing the Pokémon theme tune, which was...

... like dancing uncontrollably, so as you dance you realise...

... hits you in the face, making you dance uncontrollably until...

This is Squirrel in a nutshell haha XD

 

[Lycanthropy]

...start regret enslaving Pokémon in tiny spheres. Sadly it's too late now, you're the pet of a...

 

[Squirrel]

... librarian whom is revising and dancing uncontrollably to the sound of Lavender Town's music but...

Well I can hardly stray from tradition this far in 8D

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... she then decides ghosts don't exist, therefore erasing all ghost-types from history - which includes you, so therefore before you vanish you ...​

 

[Meadow]

...permanently lock yourself in a dream-like state, dreaming about an Everlasting Pokémon Journey. You start off with a Level 6 Charmander...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...because it plundered the candy box and ate a rare candy. That's why your first battle versus your rival...

 

[Meadow]

...resulted in a completely unfair victory on your side, which you felt proud of! As you walk through Route 1, there was a...

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

... trainer chaining for shinies with her overpowered Luxray, who turns to you and says ...​

 

[Meadow]

..."Hey! We made eye contact! That means you're forced to battle me!" However, you only have a Level 6 Charmander on hand, so you...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...desperately try to change the subject to the weather and...

 

[Guardian]

...it somehow managed to confuse her Luxray who attacked her. You now quickly...