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[Chairman Kaga]

Your name got changed today, not yesterday. :P

Actually, early yesterday morning, around 10 EST. I believe you're confusing me with Mister Niko >D

Do not tell me who deserves disappointment and who does not when there are five others also participating in this 'name changing folly.' Also, refrain from using such a tone on me; I'm at least a decade older than you, son.

On the off-chance that you attain the incredible level of power that I have, you will eventually see the importance of a respectable name, and, more importantly, not impersonating someone that you most certainly are not. Under this façade, might I remind you, millions of hollow-skulled fangirls are desperately wishing that you would statutorily rape a certain alchemist of the fullmetal variety. How does that weigh on your mind? Would you not rather absolve yourself of the illusion that you yourself have created and live a normal, respectable life in the bounds of your own personality?

Ha, age is relative; an indiscriminate casanova such as yourself should know this with utmost certainty.

 

[Lily]

On the off-chance that you attain the incredible level of power that I have, you will eventually see the importance of a respectable name, and, more importantly, not impersonating someone that you most certainly are not. Under this façade, might I remind you, millions of hollow-skulled fangirls are desperately wishing that you would statutorily rape a certain alchemist of the fullmetal variety. How does that weigh on your mind? Would you not rather absolve yourself of the illusion that you yourself have created and live a normal, respectable life in the bounds of your own personality?

Ha, age is relative; an indiscriminate casanova such as yourself should know this with utmost certainty.

Are you truly Chairman Kaga? By adopting a preexistent name, are you claiming yourself to be him? Just as how I never claimed to be the true Mustang, I thought as much. Besides, raping Fullmetal is overrated. I've resorted to burning the millions of fan letters mailed in daily to do so.

Age is important in the matter of imposing power; in which case is myself over you.

Ha, staff status is relative; an intelligent advocate such as yourself should know this with supreme confidence.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Ah, but there's a difference! We must all assume a name in order to communicate on this forum, but you have let name become synonymous with identity. You most certainly do not profess to be Roy Mustang, but you have acted like him on occassion since your name was changed, whereas I have never once acted like Chairman Takeshi Kaga, or, for that matter, Asuka Langley Soryu.

Did you act like a Pichu in real life when you were LilyPichu? I sincerely hope the answer is that you do not, but now that you are Roy Mustang you hold strong identification with him.

You know for a fact that you would not have any true power if not for your alchemy, as I would not hold any true power if not for my Super Moderator status. We use these crutches to convince ourselves that equality does not exist and, furthermore, that inequality is slanted in our favor. Age is another such crutch.

I will admit to using my power when it is advantageous, though; we all do. I ban people, you incinerate them. I believe we are even on this point.

 

[22sa]

Actually, early yesterday morning, around 10 EST. I believe you're confusing me with Mister Niko >D



On the off-chance that you attain the incredible level of power that I have, you will eventually see the importance of a respectable name, and, more importantly, not impersonating someone that you most certainly are not. Under this façade, might I remind you, millions of hollow-skulled fangirls are desperately wishing that you would statutorily rape a certain alchemist of the fullmetal variety. How does that weigh on your mind? Would you not rather absolve yourself of the illusion that you yourself have created and live a normal, respectable life in the bounds of your own personality?

Ha, age is relative; an indiscriminate casanova such as yourself should know this with utmost certainty.

No confusion. Niko was Akinari since I signed on 7 hours ago.

Age is important in measure of knowledge. :P

 

[Chairman Kaga]

No confusion. Niko was Akinari since I signed on 7 hours ago.

Age is important in measure of knowledge. :P

And I have been Chairman Kaga since early yesterday; the statement stands. He was Yellow~chan when I signed off last night >D

Then people should judge each other based on knowledge; those who use age to assert themselves in hopes that others will interpret it as an intimation of their knowledge are insecure in regards to their own learnédness.

 

[Dactylus]

Ah, but there's a difference! We must all assume a name in order to communicate on this forum, but you have let name become synonymous with identity. You most certainly do not profess to be Roy Mustang, but you have acted like him on occassion since your name was changed, whereas I have never once acted like Chairman Takeshi Kaga, or, for that matter, Asuka Langley Soryu.

Did you act like a Pichu in real life when you were LilyPichu? I sincerely hope the answer is that you do not, but now that you are Roy Mustang you hold strong identification with him.

You know for a fact that you would not have any true power if not for your alchemy, as I would not hold any true power if not for my Super Moderator status. We use these crutches to convince ourselves that equality does not exist and, furthermore, that inequality is slanted in our favor. Age is another such crutch.

I will admit to using my power when it is advantageous, though; we all do. I ban people, you incinerate them. I believe we are even on this point.

Hmm, but here's a flaw in your oh-so-eloquently put theory, Stool-guy.

I AM Dactylus.

You see, by having that name be my alias and not that of anyone else, I can rightfully assume all qualities pertaining to it should I wish to or should I wish not to without being accused of cowering behind this facade you speak of. Now, I'm not entirely sure if Kaga is your surname or if you, for some odd reason or another, directly tore the title from the "chairman" of Iron Chef; if you did, though, doesn't that directly clash with your statement of having a "respectable" name? Not only is it a mantle you did not create, but you took it from a man who rules over a kitchen.

Of course, that's not to say that Lils calling herself "Mustang" is any better, in fact it's probably worse. It's just that I found this: "you will eventually see the importance of a respectable name..."
Coinciding with this:

To be pretty freaking hilarious. But hey, as a note, you all can keep your age and moderation powers, because one day I will rule over you all. In fact, evolution was just a cycle bending to the will of a grand master plan conceived by my essence before it took on tangible form in order to manifest the ultimate human being! Chuck Norri- er, me!

...Hmm...yes. Yes quite. *Cough*.

 

[22sa]

I always associated the Chairman part of his name with the Chairman title in China.... e.g. Chairman Mao. XD Chairman Kaga!!

ummm... Interesting picture of an 80s Japanese working man there...

Edit: That's Chairman Kaga from the Food Network? You telling me he's modern? Well, well.... o_o; Regardless he's does look a bit charming and skilled.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Hmm, but here's a flaw in your oh-so-eloquently put theory, Stool-guy.

I AM Dactylus.

You see, by having that name be my alias and not that of anyone else, I can rightfully assume all qualities pertaining to it should I wish to or should I wish not to without being accused of cowering behind this facade you speak of. Now, I'm not entirely sure if Kaga is your surname or if you, for some odd reason or another, directly tore the title from the "chairman" of Iron Chef; if you did, though, doesn't that directly clash with your statement of having a "respectable" name? Not only is it a mantle you did not create, but you took it from a man who rules over a kitchen.

Of course, that's not to say that Lils calling herself "Mustang" is any better, in fact it's probably worse. It's just that I found this: "you will eventually see the importance of a respectable name..."
Coinciding with this:

To be pretty freaking hilarious. But hey, as a note, you all can keep your age and moderation powers, because one day I will rule over you all. In fact, evolution was just a cycle bending to the will of a grand master plan conceived by my essence before it took on tangible form in order to manifest the ultimate human being! Chuck Norri- er, me!

...Hmm...yes. Yes quite. *Cough*.

Ah, ah, inserting very important words into my thesis which I did not have! You have misinterpreted me in a way that profoundly changes the meaning of my words. Nowhere did I say that we cower behind our façade, but, rather, we enjoy it! A forum is nothing more than a masquerade ball, where we enjoy the challenge of discovering each others' true identites behind our names, avatars, signatures, and posts. The only way one can hide at a forum is if they are so uncomfortable with themselves that they find it necessary to assume an alter ego, which is exactly what Lily did when she gave up her name and femeninity for the sake of a cheap portrayal of Roy Mustang.

I, on the other hand, have always been Takeshi Kaga in the eyes of my thousands of subordinates here, and despite whatever childish amusement you derive from mocking something, not for any fault inherent in the character but on the scale of your own personal tastes, might I add, it has served me as well as any other name. Any good mask makes one curious about what it is hiding, not the image it is portraying. The secret to my success has been that people have wanted to know more based on what they see; my presence leaves others with a sense of insufficiency that can only be dispelled by deeper investigation; in short, I have made myself seem multi-dimensional through careful crafting of how I project myself.

I believe your master plan has failed if the ultimate human can barely make it to syndication. Takeshi Kaga, the true ultimate human, was the host of his show for six years and enjoyed over 300 episodes.

 

[Lily]

*laughs* Dactylus + Chair-sama = pure amusement. :D

I shamelessly bump this club and profess my newly found feminism. ._.

 

[Toothache]

I've been a feminist for years. It confuses people that I'm male, though.

Anyway, this place has been quiet for a while, where are ya all? *poke pokes Frosty*

 

[Himawarii]

Lily- We adore you as a female =] It's good to see you're Lily and not Roy anymore x33

Anyway, this place has been quiet for a while, where are ya all? *poke pokes Frosty*

*poke poke poke stab* Frosty,you're on right now >:O Good grief it's been a VERY long time now >;0