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Stuff like this...
What if a lobster decided, on its 25th birthday, to take his RV to the Grand Canyon but along the way, he happens to pick up a human hitchhiker who pulls a gun on him tells him to drive to Canada so he can hide all his walnuts in the customs station in a brazen attempt to make the border guards believe they are all slowly turning into squirrels but due to his weak mind (and a lot of walnuts in his backpack) he comes to believe that he himself is a squirrel and while they are driving through St. Louis, he promptly leaps out of the window of the RV, climbs up a tree and accidentally fries himself on a hidden electrical wire and explodes, sending pieces of himself onto the nearby windshields of cars passing by causing them to collide with each other and making the drivers get out in an angry rage and start fighting with each other until the entire town starts to riot?