The I am... game

[TheSpatialZam]

Here's a new game that I thought of a few days ago.
The All Important Details!
You put something humorous after the words "I am…"
Get it? Got it? Good!
RULES
1. ALL PC rules apply
2. No I am... answers that flame other members or people
3. No using your own name or PC username. It's just not funny and is obvious.
4. Have Fun and be CREATIVE

I'll start!
I am... IRON MAN!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I am… in my wedding dress. It doesn't have pockets! Who has pockets? Have you ever seen a bride with pockets?! When I went to my fitting at Chez Allison, the one thing I forgot to say was "GIVE ME POCKETS!"

 

[Legobricks]

I am... SPARTA!

Oh yeah. B)

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I am… steaming! I 'ave 'ad champagne on me Golden Grahams.

 

[TheSpatialZam]

I am...waiting to play guitar hero III. I NEED MY ONLINE PLAY!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I am … ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja too!

 

[Scytheteen]

I am scythemaster. yeah, u herd meh.

 

[Signomi]

I am... hungry. Send a bowl of chicken flavoured noodles this way, scythemaster!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I am… not amused. Those were lame.

 

[Ivysaur]

I am... seriously lacking sleep.
*Disappears*

 

[D-puff]

I am...all of (echo) me me me me
(if anyone doesnt get that, its a song)

 

[Scytheteen]

I am a two-faced monkey. \o/

 

[EmpoleMew]

I am... dying of anticipation, for waiting for the Mother 3 translation is suffocating me. get me the jaws of life... and make sure there's a pretty face attached to it...

 

[TheSpatialZam]

I am Harder, Better, Faster Stronger. If you don't get it, it's a song.
D-Puff Style!

 

[Ho-Oh]

I am procrastinating on most things in life.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I am… here to save a princess, and if she doesn't have little wings and a funny name, I'm gonna be really cheesed off!

 

[LaurenLOVESTONED]

i am... really really really really cold! *makes cold sad iguana noises*

 

[Comic Tragedy]

I am.... woman here me roar! ( song hehe )

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I am … during my free time letting some thirteen-year-old psychology fellow who couldn't cut it in real medicine ask me questions about my personal life. So here's the inside scoop there, Pumpkin, why don't you go ahead and tell me all about power...

 

[Shiranui]

I am paired with Kurenai Otoya... I wish ;-;