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The Idiots Club!

No, it's your decision, peoples. :/
 
Okey dokey! Hammered it is! *hits Rai with a hammer, knocking her head clean off* oopsie.
 
Uh.... the monkey did it! *hands the hammer to a monkey and runs away*
 
*hands Rai her head and then runs*
 
You would grown another one! Geez, thats common knowledge rai... I'll prove it *cuts off own head and waits for it to grow back* ...just give it a sec...
 
*two weeks pass* So, did your head grow back yet?
 
nearly... I can feel it coming... *waits another two weeks* ... ok... I don't think it's coming. ummmmmmmmmm I 'll just get another one *takes rai's* THERE! Perfect fit *head falls off*

In other news, has anyone read any of the darwin awards?
 
The what? Oh well. It sounds like a signal to make an angry mob. Chaaaarrrgge!!!
 
err, ah... yeah! CHARGE! *picks up pitch fork and sheeps into angry mob* Shes a witch! A WITCH! BURN HER!

Random Person: *pokes* who's a witch?

Err... ah... um... ask NF! *everyone looks at NF*

PS: Darwin Awards = Series of books listing stupid ways people have killed themselves... google it...
 
Uh... there's the witch! *points at a potato*
 
kill her!!! *charges at potato with pitchfork* wait! how do we know she's really a witch?

Random Person: "If she floats, she's a witch!"

Ok then! *throws potato into fast flowing river* hey! she's getting away! *jumps in*
 
I think it's related to Waddle Dees, maybe. You know, the Kirby enemies we should make into kings?
 
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