The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

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    Oh, my children, come and ask me your questions, and I will dispense wisdom like those PEZ thingies.

    In short, ask me a question, I'll give you my answer (typically skewed for comic effect).

    It's a free-for-all, so ask anything (within the rules! I don't want to get banned!)!
     
    Your username attracted me to this thread.

    So tell me. DO YOU PLAY EASY MODE? 8D
     
    Oh yum PEZ! I used to love those thing! Ahh i can still remember the tas- uhhh... hmmmm.... Pokemon Black and White. Should I get both, or just on copy?
     
    Why is my cousin GAY? Why? He asked me if I wanted to kiss.
     
    Come, my children. Flock to the City-Sect Genius!

    Zexaeon said:
    Your username attracted me to this thread.

    So tell me. DO YOU PLAY EASY MODE? 8D
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    ...maybe. Here, I'll beat you to the punch.

    EASY-MODO? KIMOOOOOOOOOOOI!


    Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty said:
    Oh, wise Shanghai Alice, will I ever get a job?
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    You're on a Pokemon forum. The smart money is on...

    "No."

    Oh, wait... Dangit...

    Katie_Q said:
    Oh yum PEZ! I used to love those thing! Ahh i can still remember the tas- uhhh... hmmmm.... Pokemon Black and White. Should I get both, or just on copy?
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    Get both. Otherwise, you are racist slime.

    RTHookers said:
    May I ask what is the point of this thread?
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    To dispense the infiniteness and unexhaustibility of my wise wisdom. (SECRET HINT: For the lulz)

    Benjamin510 said:
    Why is my cousin GAY? Why? He asked me if I wanted to kiss.
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    No pun intended, but...
    "I'm not gonna touch this one."

    Kon~ said:
    Will I pass my exams, oh great Shanghai Alice? >w <
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    Here, let me cast my magic spell.

    Non-Failure Sign [GENIUS MODE]

    Wait, that's the Cirno card... Dangit, you're gonna fail.

    PkMnTrainer Yellow said:
    ...
    I can has cheezeburger?
    [PokeCommunity.com] The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice
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    ...*BOOMIES*

    Throat said:
    I think this person wants to be an oracle.
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    I think this person can take it easy.
    You are my new Shrine Janitor!

    Rekky said:


    The infinite wisdom seems pretty legit to me.
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    Care to buy some? I can give you ten easy (Dangit, yukkuri comics...) volumes of The Wisdom of Shanghai for (two hundred payments of) $29.99.

    Åzurε said:
    Omniscient until proven not, am I right?
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    Of course. I promote you to my miko. Build me a shrine, and gather faith!


    What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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    Let's just say that the three bears, ten mice, and one unicycle are still in the hospital.





    Sorry for the slow response. Couldn't get on today.
     
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    Magmarizer said:
    how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop?
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    *Pulls Patchouli out of a magic hat*
    Patchy, answer.

    "Mu-Mukyuu~ The number of licks required to break through to the core of a sugary sweet is directly proportional to the amount of saliva, and-"

    GET TO THE POINT!

    "666..."

    So, six hundred and sixty-six licks.
     
    How many Mudkips do I need to climb to get to the moon? Please answer, it's important.
     
    Shanghai Alice said:
    Of course. I promote you to my miko. Build me a shrine, and gather faith!
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    So long as we're not secretly strengthening Belberith, I'm in. d(''d)

    EDIT: Waaaiit just a second here. Miko is a female-only position. And... so... Oh, forget it. It's the internet, after all. I'll be back with the outfit and a couple shikigami.
     
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    Åzurε said:
    So long as we're not secretly strengthening Belberith, I'm in. d(''d)

    EDIT: Waaaiit just a second here. Miko is a female-only position. And... so... Oh, forget it. It's the internet, after all. I'll be back with the outfit and a couple shikigami.
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    *Shudder*
    On second thought, no outfit, just the shikigami.

    TheReal said:
    How many Mudkips do I need to climb to get to the moon? Please answer, it's important.
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    As many as you can kill.

    Or...!

    OVER NINETY!!!

    ...million.
     
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