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Why, Shanghai Alice?
Just... why? :3
Just... why? :3
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The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice
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Shanghai Alice
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Because Sonic is getting old, man. Sonic is getting old.
They've gotta do a lot of editing to cover up the hedgehog's age, you know...
...because it wasn't me who was wrong.
IT WAS THE WORLD.
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i wached luky star and it was awesoem how can i be otaku liek konachan =^_^=
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Start failing school, hole yourself up in your house, and develop several fetishes.
Then, you must start crossplaying, and attend every convention possible, ignoring friends and family.
"Lucky Star is like alcohol. You love it at first, but, later, you hate yourself for it."
Not that I'm not a Lucky Star fan. I love Lucky Star...
NOOBLMAO
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How can I get popular with the ladies?
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Why oh why am I so fricking cool 
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Also why is ps3 better than xbox 360?
?Also why is ps3 better than xbox 360?
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You? Cool? None are more awesome than Shanghai Alice. Return when you can grasp that fact. -_-Why oh why am I so fricking cool
Also why is ps3 better than xbox 360?
Also, PS3 is infinitely better than 360, because of Disgaea 3. It's demonlicious.
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I am sorry if I disrespected you oh great shanghai.
I have returned with more questions.
What is my rabbits name?
When the world was first created what animal was first made?
Finally if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound ?
I have returned with more questions.
What is my rabbits name?
When the world was first created what animal was first made?
Finally if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound ?
Åzurε
Shi-shi-shi-shaw!
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As the Great Shanghai's internet-miko, I'll take these.
1) I don't know what you call him, but he says his name is Gordon.
2)Hold on... *a large book appears on the table, labeled "Big Book of 'Wisdom' "*
Ah! It was the Naked Mole Rat, so they had time to get underground before the other animals could see them and start laughing.
3) Yes physically, No metaphorically.
...what?
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I guess 3 can only be answered by the great shanhai himself. Number 1 was rabbit. I should start naming pokemon.:p.
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...you dare disrespect my (male) Shrine Maiden?
Also, Shanghai Alice's words of advice:
If someone sees you playing Touhoumon, and asks you if it's Moemon, the correct answer is "yes."
Otherwise you'll be branded for life.
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I am sorry. It's just that a question that difficult only you can answer it.I apologise oh great azure.
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*Pats Azure on the head*
However, Azure, please lose the outfit. It's creepy. -_-
However, Azure, please lose the outfit. It's creepy. -_-
A Pixy
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Oh Shanghai Alice, why does GLaDOS scare me so?
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Oh! Mighty Oracle.
Will Brazil be the champion of FIFA World Cup?
Will Brazil be the champion of FIFA World Cup?
Niprop
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After endless years of long hard studying, locked up in an attic within a haunted house, reading ancient texts written by the most powerful beings in the history of everything, I have been unable to find an answer...
Great Oracle, I ask you!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is the meaning of life?
...And, what is my credit score?
Great Oracle, I ask you!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What is the meaning of life?
...And, what is my credit score?
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Shanghai Alice
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Because SHODAN had a baby. And that baby is...
Deep Blue. Who had a grandchild.
Named...
GLaDOS.
No. Somehow, North and South Korea will get to the finals. A riot will break out between the two sides, and stuff will explode.
1. Unladen? Even I do not have access to that degree of knowledge. Laden, however, 42 mph. On land. 26 kph on sea, and 450 mph on the Autobahn.
2. To grow up, live a happy life, and die.
That, or to get smashed and play Touhou.
3. F-R-E-E that spells fr- *Gets shot*
♣Gawain♣
Onward to Music!!!
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Yo S.A! Do you speak "dude"?
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Perhaps. However, it ruins the mystical atmosphere.
I can, however, switch between different speech patterns, ze! It's megas fun, nyoro!
Ahh, that's megas better, Azure! However, if you can find an actual female to press into my service...
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