The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

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What is a man, oh wondrous Shanghai Alice?
The definition of awesome, success, and complete coolness.

Syn: Amazing, Win
Ant: Woman (Though "Lady" implies that the woman has a crazy awesome control over everything, so...)

((Note: That was a joke, ladies and gentleman. I'm not really (that) sexist.))
Oh, wonderous Huge-Asian-City, Girls-Name-That-Japanese-Say-Somehow-has-to-do-With-Magic,

...

why did I just write that weird version of Your name?
Because the power of Shanghai compels you. You, unlike many others, have decided to NOT taint my name by saying it.

Have a sword. You're my new gardener/bodyguard.
 
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Wiseful seer!

Will I defeat Blue again before August comes?
 
Phew, I'm back from two weeks of internetlessness. I'm so glad camp only happens once a year.

Pokestick: So I wouldn't be so lonely. ^^

As for Le Creep, Some things are not meant for mortals ears. But you're gonna die in about eight years on a Thursday, in a library by being shanked with the seventh version of the iPhone. Yeah, they get that small.
 
Wiseful seer!

Will I defeat Blue again before August comes?
No. Because the new Pokemon will be so bizarre, that they will warp the fabric of reality, and the world will end.

Great Shanghai Alice, will I ever defeat Wright in court?
Kidnap a programmer and force him to make you the main character. That is the answer.

and... When will you learn that telling someone to commit suicide, and they go though with it, is just as bad as killing that person yourself
Nonononono, of course not! After all, you were merely making a friendly suggestion, and they happily followed it. In the end, it's their fault.

So, in short... "Thou may!"


Oh, thou great.. Ehh, pig.

Why did I have to be your bodyguard again? (^_^")/
Because the Great and Wise Shanghai Alice has many enemies. Like the FBI. Because I happen to like things that cannot be legally ob-

Uhh... Because Yukarin is after me.


Phew, I'm back from two weeks of internetlessness. I'm so glad camp only happens once a year.
I've been in your shoes. Scout camp? Anyway, just got back from six days of semi-Internetlessness (Internet on a mobile device. Worse than none at all, sometimes...), so... This thread is alive again!

Pokestick: So I wouldn't be so lonely. ^^
If you're lonely, I will find a female miko. And you two can make more followers for me.

As for Le Creep, Some things are not meant for mortals ears. But you're gonna die in about eight years on a Thursday, in a library by being shanked with the seventh version of the iPhone. Yeah, they get that small.
...Azure is channeling the God of the Netherworld. RUN FOR IT!

Or he's just making an educated guess.
 
I've been in your shoes. Scout camp? Anyway, just got back from six days of semi-Internetlessness (Internet on a mobile device. Worse than none at all, sometimes...), so... This thread is alive again!
Actually church camp. Good times, but it's nice to be back.

...Azure is channeling the God of the Netherworld. RUN FOR IT!

Or he's just making an educated guess.

Technically it was the Fates. Y'know it's funny, they won't use wireless phones. "Good ol' wires. Good ol' strings. You won't believe the hemp I found the other day." Don't call them unless you have time to, uh... kill.
 
O Great, Wonderous Shanghai Alice.... how can I become a Glaceon?
Freeze yourself. And become a cat. IN THAT ORDER.

Actually church camp. Good times, but it's nice to be back.
All we have is VBS. Still fun, but...

Technically it was the Fates. Y'know it's funny, they won't use wireless phones. "Good ol' wires. Good ol' strings. You won't believe the hemp I found the other day." Don't call them unless you have time to, uh... kill.
We only deal in gods here. You're a miko! Miko up!

Oh, wait, it's 'cuz he's a guy, so it's all wrong...
 
O Great Person-Who's-Name-Shouldn't-Be-Spoken-Out-Loud-Or-Spoken-In-Vain, is the cake really a lie?
 
We only deal in gods here. You're a miko! Miko up!

Oh, wait, it's 'cuz he's a guy, so it's all wrong...
I'll show you! Who should I channel next? Nyarlathotep? Prinny Baal? Mozilla Firefox?

Come to think of it, I wanna know that too ;_;
IS THE CA..
wait, are we talking about like, chocolate cake or just any cake? kthx. IS THE CHOCO CAKE A LIE!?

It's black forest cake. Seriously, it is. Somebody did an article on it.

It was not a lie, either. It just wasn't actually for you. And it's made with fish-shaped plastic explosives.
 
Oh, you great son of some kind of truth, why is it sometimes annoying to read awesome manga?
Because Japan loves to troll America like there's no tomorrow.

O Great Person-Who's-Name-Shouldn't-Be-Spoken-Out-Loud-Or-Spoken-In-Vain, is the cake really a lie?
Azure! They know too much! Take 'em out!

Come to think of it, I wanna know that too ;_;
IS THE CA..
wait, are we talking about like, chocolate cake or just any cake? kthx. IS THE CHOCO CAKE A LIE!?
Azure! Them too!

I'll show you! Who should I channel next? Nyarlathotep? Prinny Baal? Mozilla Firefox?
Kanako.
Actually, wait, we could just go visit her whenever.

So... the Sumiyoshi.

(Question! Why are gods like Kanako and Suwako "mortal", but things like the gods that Reimu channels are still... godish...?


It's black forest cake. Seriously, it is. Somebody did an article on it.

It was not a lie, either. It just wasn't actually for you. And it's made with fish-shaped plastic explosives.
Wait, it i-

*BOOOOOOOOOM*

O Great One, Why did I have to destroy the Companion Cube?
Because it threatened to stab me.

Oh, Wise Shanghai Alice.

How do you train dodging bullets from Marisa and Reimu?
I don't train dodging bullets, I dodge bullet trains.

Marisa and Reimu are involved because they run the trains.
 
How are you going to find a defense attorney when you think the best is dead, admitted to at least attempted murder in font of a close second and pretty much cheezed off the AA characters?
 
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