The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

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Shanghai Alice said:

7. Yes, human, I am. Now go away, unless you want to tell me about the outside world.
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Oh.. of course! The outside world is full of wind, leaves and some water too...

What do you look like? From your name, it seems that you're something green...

Are you a kappa?
 
Reddo said:


Oh.. of course! The outside world is full of wind, leaves and some water too...

What do you look like? From your name, it seems that you're something green...

Are you a kappa?
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Only the best, human boy! I, Nitori Kawashiro, have perfected several brilliant kappa inventions, bringing Gensokyo's technological level in line with your twentieth century.

But... I'm really glad to hear that the outside world still has leaves and water. From Yukari's baseless propaganda friendly and loving pamphlets, I thought that you people had turned the Earth into one big city.

Not that that would be a bad thing, but maybe the local gods upstairs (Literally upstairs. Kanako is a bad neighbor, especially after feasts) would get upset.

More outside information! Feed it to me!
 
Reddo said:
Do you like Mudkips? When I think of a Kappa, I imagine a Mudkip or a Golduck...
Will someday I get wise like you?
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When you think of a kappa...

You...

...

RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU? OH! LOOK! NITORI'S NOT A KAPPA! SHE LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN! HAHA, WHAT KIND OF KAPPA LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN?

I DO. You think I'm HAPPY about my appearance? You think I want to look like a human? Is that it? Do you really think I'm that dead to my emotions, that you can make fun of me at your leisure?

Listen here, human. I might not like your kind in Gensokyo, and I might try to avoid physical contact at all costs, but...

YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG KAPPA.
 
okay Nitori, Do you know about the Legendary Ra's Mirror? This mirror is said to reveal the truth. and i happen to have it right here in my very possession! *holds Ra's Mirror to Nitori's face*

Reveal your trure form! (Yay for Dragon Quest Reference)
 
Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! said:
I just have one simple question.

If Taco Bell is made from dog food-quality meat, why do I love it so much?
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Because the "Secret Ingredient" is controlling your mind, human boy. After all, when the kappa are asked to make food addictive, we don't do things halfway.

Dogboy2709 said:
okay Nitori, Do you know about the Legendary Ra's Mirror? This mirror is said to reveal the truth. and i happen to have it right here in my very possession! *holds Ra's Mirror to Nitori's face*

Reveal your trure form! (Yay for Dragon Quest Reference)
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...*GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Okay, okay, okay. Sheesh, you've got me. I, Cirno, have been discovered, but I, Cirno, shan't allow this to continue! On your guard, fool! I'm the strongest! I shall- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, WINGSHOT* MY WING! CURSE YOOOOU! *Flies away*

...*Reloads* Yeah, just fly away, little fairy. That's what I thought.

....you have no idea what I've had to do to get here. I've had to crawl through twelve miles of raw sewage, beat up Yukari Yakumo to punch through the Boundary, and break past Youkai Mountain's defenses.

Rage.

Anyway, I'm back.

Pokestick said:
O Alice of China's biggest city, how's my theme?
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Personally, it needs more Alice, and needs more Shanghai. Yes, rework it in my image! MINE!
 
Oh, Great Alice, When will Virtualization into a virtual world where monsters try to massacre us with lasers become possible?
 
Dogboy2709 said:
Oh, Great Alice, When will Virtualization into a virtual world where monsters try to massacre us with lasers become possible?
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When Code Lyoko becomes a half-decent show. :P

Sammyskitty said:
O Great Shangy, will there be a zombie apocalypse?
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No, there will not be.

Not another one.

For Sammyskitty...

You are the zombies.
 
Garouga! Bare Your Fangs! said:
Oh great and powerful...erm...mystic, why do I delude myself by thinking that the crap I write is good?
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You mockin' me, boy?

JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T WRITE GOOD FANFICTION DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUND, DARNIT.

Also, probably because you're using a Cursed Pen, which is unequippable, so you have to write, no matter how much you suck. :P

Akita said:
Shanghai Alice, why don't people listen to Nick and "wait before they hate"?
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Because hatred is such a joyous emotion that holding it back would be foolish.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Why wait? Hate today!

Sammyskitty said:
Mr. Alice, what is the TRUE purpose of cucumber-flavored beer?
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...cucumber-flavored beer? What nonsense is this?

*Psst, Azure, you there? I need you to toss this guy offa my expensive-looking balcony.*

Pokestick said:
Oh Arisu, why can't I come up with anything creative to ask?
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...Arisu-chan?

I don't want to deal with her, but, because you asked...

No. I'm not bringing Arisu into this. Bad stuffs will happen. She'll open her head and eat someone.

*Shudder*

((Yes. That's an actual meme. The Arisu-chan yukkuri is really creepy.))
 
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