The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

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Stand Alone said:
What is the greatest secret of the universe? :X
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The greatest secret of the Universe is...

Well, do you want me to show you what's really inside my gaps? There's a reason that it's a secret, you know. At least... Since last time... *Shudder*

tkallab said:
Dear Alice,

What is the least great secret of the universe?
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The Moriya Shrine really is behind every mundane thing you do.

Literally, behind it. Sanae calls you fat from behind the drink machine all the time.

Darkly the flygon said:
Why am I the worst?

Because I know I am.
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...because Yukari altered your Border of Win and Fail.
 
Oh Great and powerful Alice.

Why are you one of my favorite members of The Pokecommunity ?
 
Massacre. said:
What is the use for this computer, this cd, this board of keys and the rat?
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The computational device is used to determine numbers, though it can only process 1 and 0. The Colorful Danmaku is used to blind one's foe in combat, a la Meirin/Meiling/Mei Ling. The Board of Keys is used to hold one's Portal Unsealing Devices, and the rat...

Well, someone's gotta annoy Patchy.


Pokestick said:
How come I can't be in Bad Apple? D:
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Because good times and BAD apple!!s don't mix.

last fighter 36 said:
Oh Great and powerful Alice....
favorite members of The Pokecommunity
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Gah, I'm supposed to be... Yet... Favorite... and... Tenshi... explosions.... AFlandrocaplypse... and...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
 
Pokestick said:
Why does that even make sense?
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Because I'm a Sense Factory. I have rewritten you mind to suit my tastes.

Poster said:
Where is Bach's mother from?
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The people that are known as Bach's maternal grandparents.

dragon0fangz said:
Alice,

Is that spider over there in the corner poisonous?
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[PokeCommunity.com] The "Infinite" "Wisdom" of Shanghai Alice

Oh, don't mind me...
 
What am I seeing and why is it the way it is?
 
PG Tips said:
What am I seeing and why is it the way it is?
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This is the world of Illusions and Shanghai, gained by taking the Green Pill when offered the Choice. Welcome, Friend. You're home now.

Everyone Esplode Noaw said:
What is the answer to an interrogative sentence that is not longer interrogative, thus declarative in the month of January on my best friend's birthday?
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...*Slap* DON'T BE INTERROGATIVE. [/KGB]

Pokestick said:
Which is the best way to train your abs?
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I would suggest sending them to school about... eight hours a day, though you might find life hard in the meantime, without abs and all...

twistedpuppy said:
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Guinness.

Pokestick said:
Why is the Port Board a certain success?
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Because successful things typically succeed at experiencing success.
 
Dear Shangai Alice,

Why?

That is all.
 
649 said:
Dear Shangai Alice,

Why?

That is all.
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The answer shall be clear,
When nothing's division is brought here.

Unknown# said:
Dear Alice,

What is there more of in the universe:
Epic fail or Epic win?
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There is an equal amount of both, as the universe is in harmony. Too much of either, and the universe falls into chaos.

Iris Noire said:
Dear person...

Why did I decide to join this community?
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Iris...

Noire?

You joined to assassinate a user. Someone, arrest her!
 
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