1. Latias disbanded soviet Russia with a rubber band.
2. Latias caused the first ice age by blowing on a bowl of soup.
3. Latias has pi memorized to the last digit.
4. The magma contained within the earth was extracted from one of her red feathers.
5. She created Mount Everest by twitching her smallest left claw while sleeping.
6. She discovered the cure for the common cold (but forgot where she put it).
7. Latias caused the Mt. Saint Helens blast by sneezing.
8. Latias discovered the first Philosopher's stone.
9. She subsequently transmuted Chuck Norris into existance.
10. Latias was the referee the fight betwen Chuck, Falcon, and T that ultimately spawned the universe.
11. She made the dinosaurs die out when she got sick.
12. Latias caused the 1977 New York Blackout as a practical joke.
13. She can also exist in two places at once.
14. She can cause the sun to rise by thinking hard.
15. She always gets perfect cell phone reception, wherever she goes. She's telepathic, however, so this is an obsolete fact.
16. Scientists have recently discovered that the energy released in the Big Bang is equivalent to one of Latias's Scratch attacks.
17. Latias kills two stones with one bird.
18. Krakatoa was the result of Latias being annoyed by too many people talking in 13375p34k.
19. When Latias falls in water, Latias doesn't get wet. Water gets Latias.
20. Latias ALWAYS knows where Carmen SanDiego is. And Waldo.
21. Latias has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. She won the 1983 World Series of Poker while holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, and a green #4 card from UNO.
22. If you Google "Latias getting pwned", you will get 0 results.
23. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Latias blew off one of the sides.
24. Once, there was a tranquil town surrounded by a beautiful forest filled with cute, furry woodland pokemon and lovely trees. Then Latias found it.
We now know this place as Chernobyl.
25. If Latias has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Latias has more money than you.
26. Latias may be all-powerful, but she's nice too.
27. Latias does not get frostbite. Latias bites frost.
28. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Latias was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
29. Latias actually built the stairway to heaven.
30. Latias doesn't have blood. Magma flows in her veins.
31. When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please," and Latias scolded him for being so bossy.
32. Latias created excalibur and then gave it to Arthur in disguise.
33. Latias accidentally whipped up Hurricane Andrew when Jack Thompson accused her of causing child violence. Unfortunately, it didn't kill him.
34. Latias is the reason we have chocolate, coffee, and laptop computers. Other people just claim credit to make themselves look good.
35. Latias invented marriage. Before then, everybody was all confused, so she said "Hey. Have a ceremony." (Later, she professed it to be the greatest mistake of her life.)
36. The world's fastest car has seven gears. 1, 2, 3, 4, Super-fast, Ludicrously-fast, and Latias-fast.
37. In an emergency, Latias can be used as a flotation device.
38. When Latias is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
39. The speed of light was instituted because Latias didn't want get winded outflying it. Latias hates to sweat.
40. If you gave Latias a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second she can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare, despite not having any fingers.
41. Some people say that Latias is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
42. Only Latias can prevent forest fires.
43. Whenever it rains, it's really just Latias playing with a sprinkler.
44. Gravity my foot; Latias is the only reason that things don't float off into space.
45. In 1945, Latias got in a fight with a Kraken. The next night she got sick from eating too much sushi. The area she threw up on is called Hiroshima.
46. Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world. Latias is richer than all of them, athough she isn't a man.
47. Latias came to save Jack just because she missed him.
48. When Latias snored, the dinosaurs went extinct.
