~The Mystery at the Lily Fanclub

[Naminé]

I don't have the faintest idea what it could stand for.

Cherries are obviously superior. How do you eat grapes la~?

 

[Frostweaver]

I don't have the faintest idea what it could stand for.

Cherries are obviously superior. How do you eat grapes la~?

Don't be shy about the answer la~

I eat grapes by.... feeding it to me ;p

 

[Naminé]

But I really don't know~

And who feeds them to you~

 

[Frostweaver]

But I really don't know~

And who feeds them to you~

Oh yes you do...

You know both of them la~

 

[Naminé]

I really, honestly, truly don't.

Both of them? I know one; who might the other one be la~

 

[Frostweaver]

I really, honestly, truly don't.

Both of them? I know one; who might the other one be la~

Which is the one you know, dear~?

 

[Naminé]

The one who broke your heart three years ago~

 

[Frostweaver]

XD; What happened to the agreement to be highly implicit and vague of our insider's joke? That one phails for being too obvious, EDIT!

 

[Naminé]

But it sounds so mysterious. Edit it yourself, hmm?

 

[Frostweaver]

But it sounds so mysterious. Edit it yourself, hmm?

No, that é is too hard to type, no.
You go fix it yourself since you said it.

It's not mysterious at all though.

At least, not as mysterious as 'somebody' imagining how to make out with a non-existant anime boy, thinking of the most wet, long loving, breath-taking kiss she can ever do~

 

[Naminé]

...He's real. I know he is. ._.

I'll leave it. Not like anyone's going to pay attention to it, right?

 

[Frostweaver]

You never know when will random people come around out of boredom.

He's as real as the thing, which you slept with all these years, that you imagine to come alive with enough love la~

 

[Naminé]

That 'thing' is nearing its 7th year at my house...soon, dear, soon. It shall happen.

 

[Frostweaver]

That 'thing' is nearing its 7th year at my house...soon, dear, soon. It shall happen.

Since it hasn't happen yet, shall I make the conclusion that you slept with something for 7 years yet didn't love it enough, if at all?

Oh, am I tainting you again with that~?

 

[Naminé]

I love it dearly! I sleep with it every night and still cling to scraps of my childish dreams of having it evolve into some corporeal manifestation of hope that has been brought to the world by my past sorrow, burden, and tears.

 

[Frostweaver]

Maybe you love it, along with, the millions of other guys out there ;p

You forgot abandoned creativity along with the list in the end there~ What happened to all of those "wonderful story" ideas?

 

[Naminé]

Once upon a time, in a disutopian society, there existed a hierarchy of leaders and the followers. The stone of the past held scratches of bitterness, callous words, wars, and problems one would expect from such society...but by-and-by did this system work, and work it did, for one day the populace decided to unofficially adopt a particular lass as their unanimous leader. Indeed, so much did they rever and adore her, that changes and adaptions soon became an impossible task, for fear of disposing of what made her the core essence of admiration. Thankfully, she was gifted with beauty, wisdom, and above all, kindness; these qualities did not fade from her so easily, and thus did they stay with her, and thus were the citizens content and happy...

la~

 

[Frostweaver]

You're such a narcissist la~

The list of 'good qualities' there forgot a nose that resembles a particular fruit :x

 

[Naminé]

I wasn't talking about myself, though, hm~

 

[Frostweaver]

Who are you talking about then if it's not yourself?

LIES!

*bites*