The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[PageEmp]

...Enzo's worst enemy! Then...

 

[LegendChu]

.....she showed up. It was none other than Reese Withoutaspoon. She proceeded to.....

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[Tsutarja]

...explain to the audience that she was not Witherspoon, but was also known as...

 

[LegendChu]

.....Witherspoon when she was with her spoon & Withoutherspoon when was without her spoon. One person in the audience asked, "What if you are with your spoon, but the spoon is in your bag, would you be Witherspoon or Withoutaspoon". To this she replied.....

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[Tsutarja]

..."I dunno. Maybe both?" From there, the audience laughed, but then silence came around only because...

 

[LegendChu]

.....they were joined in by another guest, Ellen DeGreedy, who was carrying a.....

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[PageEmp]

...TV, which showed why she was Enzo's worst enemy. It showed that he, wait, oh yeah, forgot Enzo isn't actually a guy, I meant it took her spoon and kicked it thinking it was a ball. And when she asked Enzo about it, it said, "I forgot". Since then, the 2 have been worst enemies. You reacted to this by...

 

[LegendChu]

.....handing over a spoon to Ellen DeGreedy, asking Reese Withoutherspoon to be Witherspoon & declaring that there will be a lemon race between the two, the winner of which will.....

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[Tsutarja]

...be crowned the TV comic queen. The audience got engaged by cheering, but it was hard to make out who the favorable person was, because of...

 

[LegendChu]

.....the fact that both of them were going neck-to-neck. That was until.....

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[PageEmp]

...They both became tired and gave up, however, it soon turned out only one pf them was pretending to be tired, and then...

 

[LegendChu]

.....Withoutherspoon suddenly picked up pace & raced ahead with her spoon. This made DeGreedy so angry that.....

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[PageEmp]

...She exploded, resulting in the other one winning! Her prize was...

 

[LegendChu]

.....being crowned the TV comic queen, as promised. But just as the award ceremony was about to take place.....

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[Tsutarja]

...Charlie Sheen showed up! Nobody in the audience seemed to care, except for the person that...

 

[LegendChu]

.....was wearing a chicken suit. He ran towards the Stage &.....

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[Tsutarja]

...went ballistic on Charlie Sheen. From there, Charlie's dad Martin showed up, and chicken suit guy decided that...

 

[LegendChu]

.....he should target Martin as well, so he.....

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[PageEmp]

...decided to give him a soft drink, but he slipped on a calculator and the drink splashes onto...

 

[LegendChu]

.....the charred remains of the recently exploded DeGreedy. Miraculously, she springs back to life &.....

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