The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[Tsutarja]

...wants revenge! However, the revenge did not work when Charlie...

 

[PageEmp]

...Picked up a heavy looking truck with only one finger and threw it at her, squashing her completely. Everyone reacted to that by...

 

[Tsutarja]

...hoping she was actually gone this time. It seemed like that for sure, until she rose up once again. However, she wasn't in the best shape, and...

 

[LegendChu]

.....not in the best of mood either. She lunged at.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[PageEmp]

...Enzo, whom she swiped in half using her knife. But then, she realised that she only slashed an imposter, and the real Enzo showed up and threw a bus at her. Then...

 

[Tsutarja]

...she was finally through. About time, because...

 

[LegendChu]

.....the Awards Ceremony needed to reach a conclusion. So Withoutherspoon received her award, but Enzo.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[PageEmp]

...accidentally smacked the award off her hands, and upon landing on the ground, the award turned into a magical gas that prevented anybody who sniffed it from sleeping. You went towards Enzo and you...

 

[Tsutarja]

...felt something funny. That feeling turned out to be a blast of nostalgia, as it had happened back when...

 

[PageEmp]

...You accidentally revived the loser of the competition by splashing a soft drink at her. You immediately charged at the bus that squashed her, threw it off, punched her reapeatedly, and then burn the remains with a flamethrower. Now that she was gone, everything went back to normal, and...

 

[Tsutarja]

...all was quiet, until the next day. By the time tomorrow rolled around...

 

[LegendChu]

.....there was news of a suspected alien invasion in.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...Fairy Land, which was the theme park where...

 

[LegendChu]

.....Winnie the Pooh had stored all his honey. When he heard the news, he.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[PageEmp]

...Got shot by a tranquiliser and fainted! It seems like the person who shot that was...

 

[LegendChu]

.....Kermit the Frog, who had always been jealous of Winnie, because he.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...was not a Muppet. Although, Winnie was a cartoon, which was less realistic, until the creation of...

 

[LegendChu]

.....the parallel universe, where one could.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...interact with cartoons, just like in the movies! However, there were no cameras. The cameras being gone meant it really did become reality, but nobody would believe it because people could just call it "movie magic." The magic went through until...

 

[PageEmp]

...Everyone got tired so our hero decided to sing a song to everyone. Soon, everyone was singing until they all fell asleep. The next morning, you were awoken by...