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The Never Ending Sentence Strikes Back!

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Vyro

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear...
     

    wee187

    Beat 358/2 Days on 10/5/09
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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard...
     

    A Pixy

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and...
     

    Uecil

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of ...
     

    A Pixy

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and...
     

    Kura

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and...
    __________________ had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who....
     

    loliwin

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until...
     

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until His face exploded because of the deliciousness of...
     

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which...
     

    Vyro

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish...
     

    wee187

    Beat 358/2 Days on 10/5/09
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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible...
     

    Vyro

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he...
     

    Pokestick good times.

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he gave up it all and started cleaning it all up, which was...
     

    Vyro

    Master Douchelord
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    • Seen Jun 8, 2014
    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he gave up it all and started cleaning it all up, which was very, very tedious, considering his broom was...
     

    Kon~

    Follow your dream to the end ~
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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he gave up it all and started cleaning it all up, which was very, very tedious, considering his broom was made from the tears of a Kingfisher, but this was...
     

    Pokestick good times.

    [i]cheeky[/i]
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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he gave up it all and started cleaning it all up, which was very, very tedious, considering his broom was made from the tears of a Kingfisher, but this was absolutely unacceptable, well, not really, but almost unacceptalbe, if you'd to ask...
     

    Vyro

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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he gave up it all and started cleaning it all up, which was very, very tedious, considering his broom was made from the tears of a Kingfisher, but this was absolutely unacceptable, well, not really, but almost unacceptalbe, if you'd like to ask Mr. Dragon, he'd say the same thing...
     

    Kon~

    Follow your dream to the end ~
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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he gave up it all and started cleaning it all up, which was very, very tedious, considering his broom was made from the tears of a Kingfisher, but this was absolutely unacceptable, well, not really, but almost unacceptalbe, if you'd like to ask Mr. Dragon, he'd say the same thing, something about unicorns stealing his suit of armour, but you wouldn't listen to that because...
     

    Pokestick good times.

    [i]cheeky[/i]
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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he gave up it all and started cleaning it all up, which was very, very tedious, considering his broom was made from the tears of a Kingfisher, but this was absolutely unacceptable, well, not really, but almost unacceptalbe, if you'd like to ask Mr. Dragon, he'd say the same thing, something about unicorns stealing his suit of armour, but you wouldn't listen to that because your ears are filled with a green, annoying...
     

    Kon~

    Follow your dream to the end ~
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    One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear whose real name was actually Lard who's fate was to take the Master Sword and Take over the land of Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom when Kinnikuman jumped out for the third time, proclaimed his anger and had a paroxysm in the heat of the moment, when at that instant, a shady character entered the scene who bought Ice Cream for Kinnikuman, until his face exploded becuase of the deliciousness of his mummy's cream pies, which were filled with the remains of Jimmy's goldfish with yellow eyes still visible so he gave up it all and started cleaning it all up, which was very, very tedious, considering his broom was made from the tears of a Kingfisher, but this was absolutely unacceptable, well, not really, but almost unacceptalbe, if you'd like to ask Mr. Dragon, he'd say the same thing, something about unicorns stealing his suit of armour, but you wouldn't listen to that because your ears are filled with a green, annoying budgerigar who keeps dancing the Macarena, which is...
     
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