Vyro
Master Douchelord
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- Seen Jun 8, 2014
One day, Luigi was on the toilet when he looked at the bottom of the toilet and saw the water was bloody which made him panic so he smacked his head into a wall and tumbled to the floor which was slimy, wet and covered in the blood of the champions when all of a sudden Dry Bowser burst in and rickrolled him and then his head exploded but right then and there, Kinnikuman came and he tap-danced to the tune of Happy Birthday because he just gave Masahiro Sakurai a Kinniku Buster for not releasing a new Kirby game but just then Mario came in and started to help Kinnikuman beat the snot of of Sakurai until he died, but while everyone rejoiced, the evil Magikarp was plotting to get revenge on those who mocked him when the Magikarp gets a call from his girlfriend, Feebas, who had gotten a tip that The Blue Figure in the new Zelda game was really a fat dwarf named Moe but after an interview with Kinnikuman, they learned that it was, in fact, a transexual ghost wearing underwear...