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The Nightclub

Not bad.
*rips his dictionary and thesaurus circuits out*
................
*puts the circuits back in*
 
Brain? Are you referring to my CPU? Well, my CPU is working at 100% efficiency!
*bangs his left hand*
*takes his left hand off*
Oy, the connection wire disconnected again!
*connects the wire*
*puts his hand back on*

Hey, what are you looking at? I just took my hand off!
 
*throws a Thunder Stone to 1313666*
Evolve yourself. Oh, yeah, you sound a bit like my lawn mower. Make a bit more emphasis on the 'vruh' to sound more like that Buick over there that is pretending to be a waiter. Wait, what am I saying?!
*bangs his haed on the table*
Better.
 
I'll have a glass of waterstone, while we're on that topic.
 
*chugs a bottle of PechaPop*
Yum.
*orders more PechaPop*
Hurry up!
*chugs the PechaPop*
*orders a LumCola*
*sips the LumCola*
I suddenly feel cuter and tougher...
Anyway...
*orders pink Pokeblocks*
*eats pink Pokeblocks*
Look at my Pokenav! I'm really cute!
 
Smart contest? Well, maybe not. I'm not my Bellossom.
*orders a can of Hondew Pulparron*
*drinks a bit of the Hondew Pulparron*
*throws up*
Ew! The expiration date was...
First May.
 
*cleans his circuitry of all the liquids he poured on it*
Suddenly, I feel better!
Barguy, 5mm screw please!
 
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