You can't open the spoiler? Oh, well. It was only a screenshot of the function - I'm sure you can find one on Google somewhere. :3
Time for a bit of Mitchell and Webb.
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"Today, I was commenting on my mom's hair, asking her if she had gotten it done today, or if she was just having a good hair day. She then said "I just did a really good blow job". My dad walked in and said "Yes, I would agree". I am never commenting on my mother's hair again. MLIA."
Oh my god, that's not cool.
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