The Official Comedy RP

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Silver turned to Maya. "I'm not the one who thinks you were a real mummy. Eevee is. See, he had an incident with the Egyptian section of the museum once...He got locked in a glass case with King Tut..." Silver laughed and looked back at Eevee, who was still running. "I can still remember those cries for help...He promised never to popcorn again, and he'd always clean the yard. He wasn't lying, either."
 
Just then Maya, Silver and Takeshi saw a Team Rocket agent take advantage of the melee to swipe Eevee!

"We've got to do something!" Takeshi yelled, panicked!
 
Ruki stopped as she arrived at the source of the comotion. "Uh maybe we should help."

"Why?"

"Because it's the right thing to do."

"So?"

"Oh just use Flame Thrower."

"You asked for it." Ninetales used Flame Thrower and torched everyone there.

"No don't torch everyone. Oh forget it."
 
"Ew..." Maya winced as she cleaned the ashes off of her. "Do you have any ideas, Takeshi-kun?"

"I think I do..." Takeshi smiled wryly...

Just then, a rousing drumbeat surprised everyone..."LUAU!" Takeshi screamed as he suddenly appeared in his hula get up!
 
Eevee walked back down the street, burnt to a crisp with a peice of sock dangling from it's mouth. <A prize for a moment of bravery.> Silver laughed. "Some prize." Eevee laughed, too. Awwwww...It takes a lot of guts to laugh at yourself with me." Eevee continued to laugh. <I'm not laughing with, you, I'm laughing AT you! Your hair's on fire!>
 
"Sorry everyone." Said Ruki appologetically. She sent out a Mudkip and said, "I'll cool you guys off. Mudkip Water Gun." Mudkip fired Water Gun and soaked everyone there including Ruki. "Well...it's better than being on fire right?" Ninetales was rolling on the ground laughing her head off at the mess she had made.
 
Silver was now soaked instead of on fire. "Eevee, dry me off." Eevee looked at Silver and grinned. <With what? A towel? 'Cause I'm not touching you.> Silver rolled his eyes and threw a Pokeball. "Tauros, come on out!" Tauros came out and yawned. "Remember how that race is coming up? We have to practice." Tauros charged at Silver and headbutted him onto his back. "Top speed, Tauros!" The wind, as cold as it was, dried Silver off faster than any towel could.
 
As the infamous dust cloud was bringing in peron after person, everyone in the roleplay was now in the fight.
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
This went on for a few days...O_<
 
::takes remote and fast forwards it to whenever the melee is over::

"There...that's better." Maya laughed as she pocketed the remote. The melee was now over, but Satoshi and Haruka looked ready for more despit their wide array of injuries....
 
"Fwew glad that's over. Now.." Ruki pulled out a whip and looked at Satoshi and Haruka. "If either of you say so much as a harsh wod to each other I will have no choice but to punish you. Hehehe." She cracked the whip in front of their nses and siad, "Now promise to e good and apologize to each other."
 
Satoshi and Hakura lunged at Ruki with bats. METAL bats. and in other news, Kotarou and Hoshi are still beating the stuffing out of each other XD.
 
Silver decided to sit and watch the chaos. Eevee came back and sat next to him. After a while, they got up to get ice cream. Then they sat right back down, ice cream cones in hand. The sun was setting behind everyone who was fighting, giving them a cool orange glow. "Eevee, I'll bet you a jar of peanut butter that Ruki won't come out of this fight in a good condition." Eevee grinned. <And since this is being typed by NiNGi's Worst Nightmare, then this can happen...> A giant chicken fell from the sky and landed on Ruki.
 
::Takes remote and pauses the melee::

"Time out...Takeshi-kun and I will tend to your injuries a little..." Maya smiled as she went to work tending the others injuries...
 
"You know, NiNGi's Worst Nightmare is a good guy. He can make magic happen." A herd of Tauros could be heard in the distance. "I wonder what he'll do next..." Eevee nodded in agreement as a SWAT helicopter hovers over the fight. <It could be a bomb somewhere...> Silver thought this over as the Tauros call is drowned out by a Rhydon's roar. "Or maybe an evil clown." Eevee took a bite of his ice cream cone as a Voltorb rolled into the battle. "All I know is that he's a magician when it comes tostuff like this." The Tauros run over everyone in the fight, followed by the Rhydon. Then, the helicopter crashes on them and Voltorb explodes. "Eevee, it's just like fireworks!"
 
Ruki fought her way out from under the giant chicken and cracked her whip at Satoshi and Haruka. "Back Simbas back." That din't work so she dropped the whip and pulled out a rocket launcher (I really love my rocket launcher) and aimed it at them. "Now back back." She then turned and fired five rockets at Silver and Eevee then turned back, reloaded, and aimed the rocket launcher at Satoshi and Haruka again.
 
"Another great thing about NiNGi's Worst Nightmare..." Silver finished his ice cream. "The protection." The rockets bounced off a sheild that appears. <Yeah...He'd never let anything happen to us.> Eevee walked out of the sheild and bit Ruki's ankle. <Look, Silver, I'm in the fight, too!> Silver laughed and waited for Ruki to kick Eevee off.
 
Ruki didn't kick Eevee. Nah that wasn't her style. Instead she picked him up by th scruff of the neck and threw him into the air. then she aimed and shot a rocket at him. Then Ninetales who didn't like him either shot an OverHeat at him. Ruki dusted off her hands and aimed the rocket launcher back at her origonal targets.
 
"Eevee, you think our creator will let that happen to you?" A hand reached down from the sky and blocked the rocket and Overheat attack. "YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD BE IN THIS." The voice thundered over all else that sounded. I appear in the form of a person, about 5'0 with long brown hair and brown eyes. He was wearing what Silver was wearing. "Hi! I'm NiNGi's Worst Nightmare. I created you!" I stepped up to the fight and pulled out a harpoon gun. "Hey, Silver, you have a pencil?" Silver dug in his pocket and pulled out a pen. He handed it to me. "Thanks." I drew a harpoon in it, then fired at Ruki.
 
Ruki dropped the rocket launcher and ran away. She stopped, looked back, then turned around and ran back. She grabbed the rocket launcher and said, "Mine." Then put it into her backpack (don't know how), picked up Ninetales and hurried back into the woods shouting, "MEANY!"
 
I put the harpoon gun in Eevee's fur for safe keeping, then turned to Silver. "I will leave now. Your quest will start..." I pointed to a Dewgong that was drinking something in a cup. "...when that Dewgong finishes it's coffee. The harpoon is in Eevee's fur, and I just put peanut butter back in your refrigerator. Have fun." I disappeared with the passing breeze, leaving Silver watching the Dewgong and Eevee running to the house for peanut butter.
 
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