Here it comes!
"Bad Rap" Part 1
Transcribed by EmeraldSky for PC's Super Mario Bros. Fan Club
::cue Mario Megamix:: (my name for the music in the cartoon)
(As the scene opens, we see our heroes gawking over a land of piano keys and speakers)
[Note: For the duration of this cartoon, EVERYTHING is rapped!
"Plumber's Log #224: Rapland isn't rappin' anymore! Bowser took their king, and money too! We're here to find out what to do! [This is gonna be one LONG cartoon...]
(Peach gasps when she sees a huge line of Raplanders all carrying coins in a zombie like state)
"I bet Bowser's gonna get that gold!"
"But how's he makin' 'em do what they're told?" (At this, our heroes hear a blast of feedback coming from a nearby speaker)
I'm Rappin' Bowser, do what I say! Bring me your gold coins right away! (Some nearby Raplanders oblige)
(As our heroes look on, two Raplanders that have escaped Bowser's mind control spell arrive, much to our heroes' surprise)
"We're the Fab Boys, hi-dee-ho! This Bowser dude's got to go!"
"He took King James inside his castle! Gettin' him out's gonna be a big hassle!"
"Bowser's bad rap's takin' over the town, but with our help, he's goin' down!"
"Well, let's start snappin' and keep Bowser from rappin'!" [My patience is gonna be the only thing snappin' here in a moment]
(Meanwhile, in a castle made of speakers; we hear another blast of feedback...)
Attention, Rapland, here's the flash: Rappin' Bowser wants your cash! (Bowser walks over to King James, who is bound on a record.) "Yo, King James, you're a dweeb! I run Rapland, never gonna leave! [Since when do "dweeb" and "leave" rhyme?]
"Who ya talkin', you big fang-face? My Fab Boys are gonna free me from this place!"
(Bowser is not amused by James' definance, so he spins the record)
"Fab Boy, schab boy, hey hey, hey..." (Bowser looks outside, but sees our heroes coming!) "WHAT? Those plumber punks are headed this way?"
(Outside, Fab Boy #1 points out the castle to our heroes)
"Here's the place, it's all goin' down!"
(Elsewhere, some Koopas are busy collecting coins)
"We gotta do something to save this town!"
(Fab Boy #2 begins to run...and Mario grabs on.)
"Quickly, Luigi! Help me grab! We've gotta stop this mound of flab!"
(Luigi, Peach and Toad grab on as well)
"Slow down, Fab Boy, I've got a plan! And guess what, Princess...you're our man!"
(Peach is appalled by the above line)
(So Peach disguises herself as a Raplander in an attempt to infiltrate the castle. Toad peeks out from Peach's coin bag.)
"Be careful, princess..play it cool..."
"We'll get inside and surprise that Bowser fool!"
"Give me your money, Raplander lady..."
(the Koopa is about to take the coin bag when...)
"Hold on, somethin's shady..."
(another feedback blast is heard)
"Attention Troopas! That lady's a fake!"
"Sorry boys, we made a mistake!" (Peach's cover is blown as some Koopas capture her!)
"We've got trouble, somethin's not right..."
"Come on everybody, let's stand and fight!"
(Peach tries to break free from her bindings)
"Let go of me, you Koopa bum!"
"Don't worry, Princess! Here we come!"
(The Bros. arrive, plungers in hand, but the ground starts shaking from the Fab Boys running.)
"Hold on, Fab Boys, try to be still! If the Koopas don't get us, you guys will!"
"Sorry, we got carried away!"
"We're just in a hurry to save the day!"
(The Koopas begin to carry Peach inside, but the Fab Boys have a secret weapon...)
"Take that, Koopa!" (Throws a CD at the Koopa guard, knocking him out)
"We'll knock you for a loopa!" (knocks out the other guard with a CD)
(Meanwhile Toad escapes and tries to find out how to get in the room where Peach and James are being held)
"Stand back everyone, here we go!" (Mario throws his plunger at the Koopas, freeing Peach...)
"Nice shot, Mario!" (...until she lands in Bowser's arms!)
"I gotcha now, you little fungus queen!"
(a deafening roar is heard...Albatosses are coming! The Bros. scramble to escape the Bob-omb barrage as Bowser takes Peach)
"Now let Bowser show you the meaning of mean!" (Bowser sets Peach on the record)
(Back with the Bros.)
"These Bob-omb birds aren't thowin' canolis...we'd better escape before we're filled full of holeys!"
"Speaking of canolis, I'm ready to eat! It's lunchtime now, so let's retreat!"
(back in Bowser's chamber, he spIns the record again...and a needle is approaching...)
Will Peach and James escape Bowser's trap? Will the Bros. bring peace to the land of Rap? Now, don't you cry, but I've gotta go, but stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow!
